WithTheWind Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 My dad is such an amazing role model! -He smokes.-He used to drink alcohol.-He snores very loudly.-He's overweight.-He has brain damage.-He does horrible impersonations.-He's bald.-He always wears tank tops.-When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead.-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop.-He always sniffles.-He always coughs.-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud. And he's so awesome that he even has a job as manager at a fast-food restaurant! But really, discuss why you think he could possibly get that job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 My dad is such an amazing role model! -He smokes. Typical US dad-He used to drink alcohol.-He snores very loudly. Typical US dad-He's overweight. Typical US citizen-He has brain damage. ?-He does horrible impersonations. Typical US citizen-He's bald. Most older people are-He always wears tank tops. Even in the winter?-When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead. My parents do the same thing-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop. Eww-He always sniffles. ?-He always coughs. Doctor visit?-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud. Not uncommonNow lets discuss reasons to NOT make fun of your father. 1) HE IS THE REASON YOU ARE ALIVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 -He smokes. Shame on him?-He used to drink alcohol. Used? Well if he is better now it doesnt really matter-He snores very loudly. So does tover 50% of the world-He's overweight. Lots of people are-He has brain damage. How can he help that-He does horrible impersonations. Is there such thing as a good one?-He's bald. That makes him a bad role model?-He always wears tank tops. ...-When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead.Wow...doesnt everybody-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop.Jerk!-He always sniffles.So?-He always coughs.From smoking I would guess-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud. ...How does over half of this have to do with being a bad role model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Or you know, you could always leave your house and find a new father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Who cares about your dad, seriously no need to post a topic about some ones dad, that's the typical American Dad. And no I'm not being so Stereotypical.... But in all seriousness if you have problems with your dad talk to him, don't post it on some Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 are you my illigitamate half brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 You want people on the internet to talk trash about your father? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Hey at least he actually has a job and pays for your internet. So I would shut up if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 My dad is such an amazing role model! -He smokes. Eh. Typical Smoking and dying Father.-He used to drink alcohol. That's no problem at all unless you want your father to be drunk.-He snores very loudly. Earmuffs = Win-He's overweight. Okay, now I'm worried.-He has brain damage. -He does horrible impersonations. Of course.-He's bald. So, most fathers are bald.-He always wears tank tops. -When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead. Did he ever graduate college?-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop. Now I'm worried a lot. -He always sniffles. So?-He always coughs. Does he at least cover his mouth?-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud. What? And he's so awesome that he even has a job as manager at a fast-food restaurant! Wow. But really, discuss why you think he could possibly get that job. What a poor old talentless man. If you're really annoyed, try keeping it to yourself, but talk to your parents if you're serious. Mydad does not fit any of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 First the OP is a massively unappreciative douche that insults his father for very minor aspects and things completely out of his control. Is your dad abusive? Does he not provide for you? No, so shut up. And then the second post is from a massive bigot; I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 So let me get this straight? Hes STOPPED drinking, he, like alot of people, snores loudly, Oh no, he coughs loud, like he can help it. Oh NO he's overweight, like 80% of other americans! "I'm bald, that makes me a bad role model" "I wear tank-tops, that makes me a bad role model". So what do you call things you dont know the correct name for? majiger? Ok, chewing with your mouth open is kind of bad, but thats the ONLY thing. He always caughs? so he has a cold? he always snifles? so he has a cold? Oh and by the way, fact that we is the MANAGER of a fast food resteraunt, do you know overpriced fast food resteraunts can be? plus how many people eat there, he must be loaded! Oh, and not to mention HE IS THE REASON FOR YOU FRIEKING EXISTANCE! but, NOO, none of THAT matters, he's a TERRIBLE person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 And then the second post is from a massive bigot; I give up. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Now lets discuss reasons to NOT make fun of your father. 1) HE IS THE REASON YOU ARE ALIVE!Or is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 And he's so awesome that he even has a job as manager at a fast-food restaurant! Let's face the fact here, you won't even be able to accomplish that when you're grown up. Here's a tip that should help you in there future, wax on, wax off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 This topic is bad and you should feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 OP is an ingrate who thinks that having a bald, smoking dad is bad. Just be lucky you have a f***ing dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Let's face the fact here, you won't even be able to accomplish that when you're grown up. Here's a tip that should help you in there future, wax on, wax off. It's Take your Jacket off, now put it back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 <_<Yes, you've been discovered. Run for the hills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 trollol @ OP...lets all laugh and point Hahahaha*point* Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!!!!!onehundredeleven(WTF)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I find it funny that the topic maker fled because of the humiliation of his stupidity. Lawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 you forgot to point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarbleZone Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 This thread has derailed beyond repair, and to be honest, it wasn't very good to begin with. Locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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