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My dad is such an amazing role model!

 

-He smokes.

-He used to drink alcohol.

-He snores very loudly.

-He's overweight.

-He has brain damage.

-He does horrible impersonations.

-He's bald.

-He always wears tank tops.

-When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead.

-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop.

-He always sniffles.

-He always coughs.

-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud.

 

And he's so awesome that he even has a job as manager at a fast-food restaurant!

 

But really, discuss why you think he could possibly get that job.

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My dad is such an amazing role model!

 

-He smokes. Typical US dad

-He used to drink alcohol.

-He snores very loudly. Typical US dad

-He's overweight. Typical US citizen

-He has brain damage. ?

-He does horrible impersonations. Typical US citizen

-He's bald. Most older people are

-He always wears tank tops. Even in the winter?

-When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead. My parents do the same thing

-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop. Eww

-He always sniffles. ?

-He always coughs. Doctor visit?

-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud. Not uncommon

Now lets discuss reasons to NOT make fun of your father.

 

1) HE IS THE REASON YOU ARE ALIVE!

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-He smokes. Shame on him?

-He used to drink alcohol. Used? Well if he is better now it doesnt really matter

-He snores very loudly. So does tover 50% of the world

-He's overweight. Lots of people are

-He has brain damage. How can he help that

-He does horrible impersonations. Is there such thing as a good one?

-He's bald. That makes him a bad role model?

-He always wears tank tops. ...

-When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead.Wow...doesnt everybody

-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop.Jerk!

-He always sniffles.So?

-He always coughs.From smoking I would guess

-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud. ...

How does over half of this have to do with being a bad role model

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Who cares about your dad, seriously no need to post a topic about some ones dad, that's the typical American Dad. And no I'm not being so Stereotypical.... But in all seriousness if you have problems with your dad talk to him, don't post it on some Forum.

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My dad is such an amazing role model!

 

-He smokes. Eh. Typical Smoking and dying Father.

-He used to drink alcohol. That's no problem at all unless you want your father to be drunk.

-He snores very loudly. Earmuffs = Win

-He's overweight. Okay, now I'm worried.

-He has brain damage. :huh:

-He does horrible impersonations. Of course.

-He's bald. So, most fathers are bald.

-He always wears tank tops. :huh:

-When he doesn't know the proper name of something, he just uses "thingy" instead. Did he ever graduate college?

-He always chews with his mouth open-- even when we ask him to stop. Now I'm worried a lot. :blink:

-He always sniffles. So?

-He always coughs. Does he at least cover his mouth?

-His coughing and laughing is obnoxiously loud. What?

 

And he's so awesome that he even has a job as manager at a fast-food restaurant! Wow.

 

But really, discuss why you think he could possibly get that job.

 

What a poor old talentless man. If you're really annoyed, try keeping it to yourself, but talk to your parents if you're serious. Mydad does not fit any of the above.

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So let me get this straight? Hes STOPPED drinking, he, like alot of people, snores loudly, Oh no, he coughs loud, like he can help it. Oh NO he's overweight, like 80% of other americans! "I'm bald, that makes me a bad role model" "I wear tank-tops, that makes me a bad role model". So what do you call things you dont know the correct name for? majiger? Ok, chewing with your mouth open is kind of bad, but thats the ONLY thing. He always caughs? so he has a cold? he always snifles? so he has a cold?

 

Oh and by the way, fact that we is the MANAGER of a fast food resteraunt, do you know overpriced fast food resteraunts can be? plus how many people eat there, he must be loaded!

 

Oh, and not to mention HE IS THE REASON FOR YOU FRIEKING EXISTANCE! but, NOO, none of THAT matters, he's a TERRIBLE person

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