Ghoulish Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 As it says the worst pick up lines (although they're all fair crap) and the worst one liners (A simple "Whenever Haratio from CIS: Miami talks" will suffice) One Liner: "His odds are slim aren't they, so the question becomes alex, was the mobs\ sent to draw us to the crime scene *puts on sungllasses* or sent to destroy it?" - Haratio CSI:Miami Pick up line: "Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!" - ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikatsui Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a field of y'all! Baby, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get into your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Are you tired - because you've been running though my mind all day. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Did you get arrested earlier - because you got FINE written all over you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikatsui Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 [quote name='SaTuRnPaLaDiN' timestamp='1286245254' post='4680396'] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Are you tired - because you've been running though my mind all day. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Did you get arrested earlier - because you got FINE written all over you. [/quote] lolquagmire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted October 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 haha ay heaps of funny ones: "do u know the body is made up of 70% water? and i'm very thirsty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Girl you must be a chicken farmer because you raise Cocks! Girl your so beautiful I hope you don't have Cox on Demand.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Here, sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 From Silent Hill Dead/Alive "Groovy" I cringe every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 are you a drummer because my heart won't stop beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Dunno if they have been used but Do you beleive in love at first sight or should I walk by again Excuse me, can i have your phone number....i dropped mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Your father must have been a lumber jack... Cuz one look at you put wood in my pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted October 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 haha some funny ones there, "Hey do you have a map, i got lost in your eyes?" "Are you tired? cause you were running through my mind all night" "is your dad a baker? cause you got nice buns" "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "Falling from heaven?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Fresh Prince of Bel Air: "Ive seen you before. In the dictionary. Yeah, i saw your picture under KABLAM!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 [quote name='SaTuRnPaLaDiN' timestamp='1286245254' post='4680396'] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. [/quote] Oh, there's no need for that because N and O are already next to each other! On-topic: "Did you just fart? [i]Because you just blew me away[/i]!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 "Did it hurt?", "When?" , "When you found out you were adopted!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Hey, my dick just died....can I bury it in your ass? If I was a watermelon, would you spit out my seed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 [quote name='Coyote Starrk' timestamp='1286329633' post='4682780'] [b]Hey, my dick just died....can I bury it in your ass?[/b] If I was a watermelon, would you spit out my seed? [/quote] That is a bannable offense, too explicit for this forum. Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted October 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 funny though lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 "You should be in the olympics." "why?" "You dove right into my heaart." Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet Did you have Campbell's soup today? (why) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 You're adopted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Expelsword Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Walk up to someone you don't know "I love you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 hello my name is "**** ****" could you help me pick our wedding cake re we longlost relatives, cause you look almost as good as me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 The word of the day is legs, come to my house and we can spread the word Its wrong....but I had to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 [s]Honestly, every pick up line you could possibly use makes you look pathetic. Why not go for a natural approach? At least, that's what happens when love is real *coughcough*[/s] Guy: "Hey, didn't I see you at the park last Saturday?" Girl: "I wasn't at the park." Guy: "I could've sworn it was you. Looked mighty beautiful." Girl: "Wasn't me," then walks away. ^happened irl to a friend of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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