~Hado~ Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Yo mamma so old, her social security number is 1. Yo mamma so stupid, she had you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Oh, i get it. a double insult. Yo mama's so fat, when God said 'let there be light', she took a step to the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pearl Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Your mom so fat her cereal box has a lifeguard with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedrive Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Messenger Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Yo momma is so dumb she's your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Yo momma's so stupid, she posted a response to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 yo mama's so fat when she used the toilet it pleaded for mercy yo mama's so ugly gay men shout "hellooooo mr. handsome!" yo mama made u lesbian the hard way usng her secret weapons, causing her and u to have 2 new crack babies yo mama's so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people yelled "taxi!" yo mama's such a hooker she got 20 babies with no milk. how do i know? she showed me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocrow17 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 If you happen to be insulting another [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i] player: "Yo momma so fat, she's a [i]thirteen[/i]-star monster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedrive Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 [quote name='God Kaze' timestamp='1286804087' post='4696090'] If you happen to be insulting another [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i] player: "Yo momma so fat, she's a [i]thirteen[/i]-star monster." [/quote] Roflmao... Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 [quote name='.:Overdrive:.' timestamp='1286818927' post='4696617'] Roflmao... Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" [/quote] he wants to fix ur mom because he thinks there are enough monsters in the world and that we dont need blindingly ugly hybrids (another yo mama joke) but that was raaaw overdrive (compliment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Yesonia Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yo mama's so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" Yo mama's so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb. Yo mama's so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic because she thought she was Hooked On Phonics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yo mama is so desperate she went to ianwatters for relationship advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 [quote name='Adament Howls' timestamp='1287007771' post='4702745'] Yo mama is so desperate she went to ianwatters for relationship advice. [/quote] Yo mama so stupid she went to adament howls for joke advice I happen to know that Ian is a great relationship advisor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 [quote name='~Belphagor' timestamp='1287016441' post='4703237'] Yo mama so stupid she went to adament howls for joke advice [/quote] Yo mama so stupid she went to Mr. Belph fro troll advice no seriously where the hell have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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