God Dammit

[hexcalibrate]

the other day i was walking home and thought it was clear so i crossed the road with out looking, i just hear a loud beep and its a massive bus heading towards, so i tried to run to the other side, but their is on coming traffic and was trapped and i stood in the middle of the road. for the next half an hour i was stood between 2 lanes of fast and large vehicles that missed me by the skin of my pants, while my mum was screaming at me for crossing the road like i did, because she was on the bus and saw what happened, and got off around the corner to shout so much she litteraly couldn't speak the day.

discuss idiotic things you've done and seen.

[~Hado~]

Heh... sucka.
I personally cannot think of anything stupid I've done *coughflippedoutinmallcough*.

[Catman25]

I almost went into the middle of a busy street to pick up a penny. [i]Almost.[/i]

[Clair]

I put my gum in the microwave.

I don't know why, either. ;_;

[The Final Messenger]

I stabbed my best friend with a pencil and made him bleed... Now he's not my bestfriend

[Kaisu]

Climb under my bed and pull the mattress in.

There was stuff on the mattress, and when it was pushed under the frame...

I was caved in until 7, and I didn't get my dinner ;-;

[FindingTheEverlight]

I forgot to zip my pants at school after using the bathroom, and lets just say my boxers didn't have a button on the front...


I bet some chicks were impressed though.

[Βyakuya]

Let's see, cooking random things, making art crap, dressing terrible, etc.....

[.GhostRyder]

[b][size="2"]Joining YCM. 'nuff said.[/size][/b]

[Catman25]

I've also seen someone microwave a metallic juice box for 9999 seconds.

Of course, it started sparking, so it was only in there for a couple seconds.

[-Berserker-]

I believed in nexus...

[Sorrow.]

*Facepalm*
See this is why you don't J-Walk -.-

I saw another student from another school scream out F*cking Beaners GTFO outta the USA near my school. I live in the Southern Part of California.... I guess the kid was suspended from his school or was a freshman. He just got crowded by Mexicans and got stabbed multiple times, the irony.

[meher]

i was lyin on the bed, the gum fell outta my mouth and got stuck to my hair.. i had to chop off a lock of hair cuz of that stupid wad of gum.

[.Starrk]

Coll story bro. Patience is a virtue.

[Tentacruel]

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[b][size="2"]Joining YCM. 'nuff said.[/size][/b]
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[I-dreezyAFG]

ive done a lot of stupid things. and im only 14. telling every stupid thing i did is a stupid thing itself in my opinion. for instance, when i was 5, i put a living ant on my tounge. i closed my mouth, the ant almost fell, opened my mouth, fell out. it tasted a bit sour, then weird, then freakin spicy.
more examples: i crossed the street while wearing red because someone dared me to, the police pulled me over, thinking i was a blud. i poked my finger continuously through a moving fan. i used axe deoderant spray to a match to roast raw fish in my backyard. i went to the dark side of town on an "adventure" with 3 of my friends, in which we had a cellphone, a small radio, a calculator, a match box, a pocket knife, and a metal rod. i went to the scrap/junk yard with my uncle and 3 of my cousins at 8 pm. and me and 2 cousins of mine did 3 card scams close to an intersection in toronto at 9 pm. even though we made 275$, never, never, NEVER try it in toronto or brooklyn at 9 pm.

[~Hado~]

Put a metal thermos in the microwave.
I got a spanking for that.