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Brandon Michael Geren

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[Spoiler=Decklist]I couldn't get Fortress and ended up trading my Goyo so I ran Gaia Knight. The people at my locals think Goyo>Brionac and that Goyo is rarer.

I traded for a pair of Trap Stuns but forgot to put them in. I could have Trap Stun'd their Trap Stuns.

1 D.D. Crow
2 Green Gadget
1 Machina Force
3 Machina Fortress
3 Machina Gearframe
1 Machina Peacekeeper
2 Red Gadget
1 Scrap Recycler
1 Spirit Reaper(I taped Larvae Moth's art and name on a Spirit Reaper and I'm gonna use it at locals, but I can't get my scanner to work and I can't find my family's good camera.)
2 Yellow Gadget

1 Dark Hole
3 Fissure
1 Limiter Removal
1 Monster Reborn
2 Mystical Space Typhoon
3 Smashing Ground

2 Bottomless Trap Hole
2 Compulsory Evacuation Device
3 Dimensional Prison
1 Dust Tornado
1 Magic Drain
1 Starlight Road
1 Torrential Tribute

1 Card Trooper
2 Cyber Dragon
1 Dust Tornado
1 Gottoms' Emergency Call
2 Mask of Restrict
1 Mind Crush
2 Nobleman of Crossout
3 Prohibition
2 Trap Hole

1 Black Rose Dragon
1 Gaia Knight, the Force of Earth
1 Junk Warrior
1 Stardust Dragon [/Spoiler][Spoiler=Backstory]I told all of my friends to write [b]detailed[/b] reports on what happened to them so I brought 4 sheets of paper and like 6 pencils and one pen made out of an arrow (I'll get to that in a bit). My friend Mason plays Morphtronics. He was missing 6 cards from the monster lineup and I told him I would buy him the others at the store. I owed it to him because I practically stole an ulti Plague from him. I'm not posting his decklist because burnpsy isn't someone that I hate and I don't want him to spontaneously combust. My friend Conner plays BW and he is the least scrubby besides me. And Tucker plays piles of s***. I went deer hunting before locals yesterday. So I had to get up at 4:30 am and sit down for a few hours in a car, then a few hours in a treestand, and then a few hours in locals. I didn't shoot anything there, but I also didn't change before going to locals. So I showed up in full camouflage. And I had a pen that my dad and I made out of an arrow to write notes for these locals.[/Spoiler]

So I get in and 3 of my friends are there, but Tucker forgot his deck and his money, so I paid for his entry and I thought to lend him my Machina Force deck, but he went and bought http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Structure_Deck_3:_Blaze_of_Destruction ... I had to take out the banned cards, but I didn't see Snatch Steal until later. Mason could only find a DT Boomboxen for his Morphs so we put in a bunch of jank including Morphtronic Map @2, Terraforming, and Malefic Stardust Dragon. I had to keep from lol'ing to make him think that I wasn't f***ing up his deck with a random Malefic. Especially since he's a total scrub and only ran 1 Stardust and got Malefic to be a dead draw a couple times. I play all budget-like and my card cases weren't all the same. I was going to change that but forgot. I also had cut out Larvae Moth's art and name and taped them onto my Spirit Reaper.

I started trading and got a bunch of cool stuff and then a little fat kid with a funny voice challenged me to a duel. He was playing Blackwings and thought I was retarded and had to explain everything to me. I told him to shut up a few times. Then, when I attacked his Armor Master with my Fortress, he's like "No, you can't destroy my Armor Master" and then I said [b]"When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, select and destroy 1 card your opponent controls"[/b] but he didn't believe me and I had to call a judge over. It was a friendly duel. <_< I ended up winning. Oh and I have a really loud voice so the judge came over and said "You need to be quieter because your voice carries really well."

Then it finally starts and I get paired with some ghetto Saber guy. No Emmers for him. No, he had Giant Rats. This random girl comes over and sits next to him and says "I'm sick so I got orange juice" and then starts coughing. Before I could get up and request that she be removed so I don't get whatever the f*** she has, my opponent says "This is the judge's daughter" and I think "Really? Why?" And I don't feel so good today as I type this. So I made a ton of random plays like once I decided to play Dark Hole so I could chain my Starlight when I had just a Fortress, but waking up at 4:30 am made me forget that Starlight can only be used when I can destroy 2 guys. lol -2 for nothing. The girl said "I think you're cheating because of your card cases. You can get DQ'd for those." I was like "oh s***" then she commented on my pen made out of an arrow saying "Do you enjoy killing animals? Because most of the people here would hate you for that". That really didn't happen the whole time. I just said "Deer tastes good." and continued playing. I won duel 1 and then I sided in some s*** that I didn't draw. We were really slow at dueling so in the end a couple people were watching us. One of the people watching was my friend Conner who had just went 1-2 in mirror match. I handed him 20$ and told him to get me card cases. The other people thought I was topdecking him even though I had had a dead D.D. Crow in my hand for like 10 turns and only used it when he Gottoms'd it. When I summoned my Spirit Reaper, they were like "The name has to be clearly visible" and I said "f*** you" and ripped off the tape on the name but left Larvae Moth's art on it. I won that duel too. Then I got my friends to help me put the cards in the new card cases.

Round 2 I faced "Frog Monarch Guy" who was by far the least douchey person I dueled or traded with. Everybody there loves him because he plays Frog Monarchs and I have to admit, they looked pretty fun to play. My brand new card cases were really f***ing slippery though. I lost the first game, but that mained Crow helped. Game 2, I sided in Prohibition and Mask of Restrict and screwed him over. Game 3 I attacked his Thesty with my Fortress to deal 100. Then, because I assumed all of his monsters would have low defense, I attacked his facedown GK Spy with Gearframe instead of Fortress. Then time was called and I couldn't inflict any more damage in four turns. But he hated me for Mask and Prohibition. He had to go way out of his way to stop them.

Round 3 I'm paired with somebody named Phillip and everybody said I was gonna lose when I asked who Phillip was. He played Debu-Hime Quickdraw. I beat him game one and thought ":s" at their saying he was good. Then he beat me the other two games. I don't really remember much else other than the guy next to me complaining that the guy he faced who had played Zero opened Future Fusion every duel and that he had seen the guy play other people and it happened against them too. Oh, also, at one point I accidentally put my hand in my lap and lost it and found it later and then he thought I was cheating but didn't say it but he cut my deck every time I shuffled from then on even though he hadn't been before.

Round 4 i faced sabers and that sucked. These weren't no budget sabers. They were fat Asian rich man sabers. sabers doesn't deserve to be capitalized. I hate sabers and see why you guys do too. So I was eliminated and decided to trade.

There's this guy named Jourdan Deveraux and somebody told me he was a rip-off at trades and nobody traded with him. I knew him before this, but didn't know that tidbit. He offered me a trade and I was unsure because some of the cards I was trading him were obscure and I didn't know their values. He must have heard about the guy telling me that he was a rip off because he called somebody over and said "Is this a fair trade" and the guy said "Ya". I was happy to have a DAD. He had handed it to me in a card case. After he left, I realised that one of the corners was really thin. It turns out that the corner had been peeling off and he had taken out the insides and glued it together. So I sold it to the card shop for a pack of CSOC and 3 packs of DPKB. I knew the DAD was worth more, but the store has to make money. And they had realized that it was a little beat up but didn't see the glued-togetherness. Then I traded a BEWD for a bunch of jank. And then I left.

But that isn't the end of my story. Remember how I told you that I told my friends to write detailed reports? Here's what I got: Tucker wrote absolutely nothing and lost his paper, Conner wrote
1-2 mirror
2-0 mirror
0-2 Quickdraw
1-2 mirror

and Mason put
xsabers 0-2 got poned
blackwings 0-2 got 3 syncs (NOTE: I'm not sure if this means him or the other guy. Presumably the other guy)
newb vs morphs (NOTE: This was on the side sort of between the BW and the next match. I also have no clue what this means.)
xsaber 0-2 1600 opponents almost won
machina 1-2 came close but lost to fortress

At the end of the day, the judge said "Mason you have a chance to win [something] (I forgot what it was). You just have to win a match against me. Pick one of these three decks." It was E-Heroes and Mason got 2-0'ed.

NOTE: Mason's win record is not an insult to Morphs. Mason is a terrible player and he was missing some cards.

That's it guys.

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[quote name='Purple Whatevers' timestamp='1286738150' post='4694333']
The name must be clearly readable
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You could just cut the entire upper section of a Blue Eyes White Dragon(by that, I mean everything above the level stars, includng the level stars) and tape it over a Des Wambat and claim its a Blue-Eyes.

Obveiously you would still have to tribute summon it/Ancient Rules/what-ever the thing in order to play it, but its still legal that way.
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[quote name='-Pacman-' timestamp='1286739926' post='4694451']
LOLgluedDAD. You weren't kidding about Jourdan being a f**...
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Next time I go to locals, I'm gonna get my dad to come in with a knife and hold it to his throat.
[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1286744471' post='4694690']
You could just cut the entire upper section of a Blue Eyes White Dragon(by that, I mean everything above the level stars, includng the level stars) and tape it over a Des Wambat and claim its a Blue-Eyes.

Obveiously you would still have to tribute summon it/Ancient Rules/what-ever the thing in order to play it, but its still legal that way.
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She was the daughter of the judge and I didn't want to argue because I already thought she was gonna report me so I just did it.
[quote name='Red W Mage' timestamp='1286745627' post='4694745']
why didn't you use the shapesnatch art?
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Did you seriously just suggest that I cut up a Shapesnatch? I would never do that. Shapesnatch is who I am and it would be like cutting myself (which I don't like).
[quote name='Family Friendly' timestamp='1286748678' post='4694905']
LOL you actually traded for a DAD like that? how old are you, 10?

must be, because you went 1-3 at locals against badsabers and quickdraw
and all your sleeves aren't the same? that's not budget-like, that's just f***ing ghetto
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Yes I traded for a DAD. I needed one :s

I'm 13.

He only used QD once through the whole time. It was like facing Debu-Hime which is pretty good.

I had sleeves that were all the same but I cba with changing sleeves. Besides, I have sleeves that are all blue now. :s
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[quote]With scissors I cut a Larvae Moth's art and name and taped them over Spirit Reaper's art and name respectively.[/quote]

That's illegal. It drastically changes the card's weight and thickness, thus making stacking ridiculously easy.

I still remember how I opened with Royal Oppression every single time during the LS format by using a similar (not as obvious) technique. God, that was so pro. B)

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[quote name='Manjoume Thunder' timestamp='1286817329' post='4696535']
That's illegal. It drastically changes the card's weight and thickness, thus making stacking ridiculously easy.

I still remember how I opened with Royal Oppression every single time during the LS format by using a similar (not as obvious) technique. God, that was so pro. B)
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So many ways of cheating to ruin my fun. <_< I could have been disqualified so easily.

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[quote name='GenzoTheHarpist' timestamp='1286837955' post='4697580']
What did you trade for the DAD?
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I can't remember tbh.

If I wanted to, I could ask him, but I would prefer not to have any contact with the guy other than spamming his forum.

I put it in my sig so all of YCM could see and troll there.
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