CrazyKev Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 CRAZY KID'S (unreal) NEWS!!!Welcome to my first attempt at news stuff.This is totally REAL (unreal) news. In this news we will have real and unreal stuff but mostly unreal, the only real thing will prob'ly be random card reviewing. We have articles for our news, they will be organized with the dates of the time we made it. (okay maybe no dates) We have Funny pics of the week, Funniest post of the week, some weird random stuff. [spoiler=New CD Out]There's a new CD out called "The Emo Ways" by Dead, 'Cause I killed it. [spoiler=Dead posing for the new CD cover] BIG SCARY MONSTERS INVADE EARTH!Big scary monsters invade 5 different states, including the ones we live in.Our cameras have took pictures of the attacking beasts. [spoiler=Picture of a attacking beast] [spoiler=lets pray nothing happens to us] [spoiler=The Damage these monsters can do] [spoiler=we sent the soldiers] [spoiler=What happened to the soldiers] [spoiler=helping other people] Yes people this story is very sad.I'm scared. :( [spoiler=lets pray the right way] [spoiler=wait its a bird its a plane no its superdog] [spoiler=the real superman] [spoiler=we have won :)] [spoiler=PG 2]Ballet's finally in town!!With dances from our best ballarina's!!Featuring everybodies favorite: STINGER!!HERE'S A PICTURE OF STINGER!! [spoiler=Stinger's picture] wow isnt this great but to bad the crowd doesnt like it[spoiler=crowd] look its the judges[spoiler=Judge#1, Hubert Hoover] this jugde is easy to get youtr vote a type of a funny guy[spoiler=judge#2 pigstot] [spoiler=Judge#3, Derek DJ] Thats all the Judges folks. oh all little mistake caused the crowd to give him no points[spoiler=mishap] NEWS REPORTER: We intrupt this program, to give you breaking news. A prisoner escaped a local jail, the prisoner's name is Zecky Zebra. Here is a picture of our cops trying to capture him. [spoiler=Zecky tries to escape] here's a picture of of a cat he murdered stay on the look out[spoiler=cat] besides that the star of the show pup has been injured and theres no ballet without it[spoiler=injured] [spoiler=Our cops are on it] we need to call back up kev real back up[spoiler=backup] [spoiler=citizens are in danger] well show you more after these comercial"ever felt lonly and sad missing micheal jaskson well you can have singing mouse[spoiler=mouse] were back and look we have captured him lets have a party[spoiler=party] next week will talk more about dont drink or drive now lets go to the ballet[spoiler=drive] before we start the ballet again, we've got to do our group rap dance[spoiler=Group Rap Dance] here comes there mascot the skateboard cat the crowds is wild[spoiler=mascot] [spoiler=Our 1st ballet Duo tonight!] they got talent and the winner is*piano roll*[spoiler=piano] [spoiler=Our audience is getting hungry] lets give them food[spoiler=food] Wait here it come disco dog[spoiler=disco dog] OMG its its winni the pooh[spoiler=pooh] they're both amazing dancers, im surprised they showed up! OMG!! Our most amazing dancers are here, this 5 dancers were the top 5 in the "Top 5 Dancers"[spoiler=Top dancer #5, Willy Windmill] oh look it top dancer 4 and 3[spoiler=3 and 4] My, my, my, here's number 2 [spoiler=#2 Rainbow C] here comes 1[spoiler=pimp daddy] and now we await the legendary dancer yes folks, this legendary dancer is known do defeat everybody who challenges him [spoiler=The legendary dancer...GERALD!!!] and the winner is.......[spoiler=physic pups] That was a close one folks, man those dancers were very close'member to toon in later for "A Ninja's Life" our newest ninja show!untill then have a nice day:D the Funniest Picture of the weekWe have been searching through funny pics for a whilebut this is what we think it the funniest[spoiler=Funniest pic] Random Card ReviewsWe know many poeple already did this but were doing this is random cards[spoiler=card #1]by:sasukechidori58This card here is nice though i beleive it could be reworded thoughlike "This monster can be Special Summoned by removing 3 Dragon-Type monsters from play. If this monster attacks while there is another monster with "Royal Exarkios" in it's name, you may destroy 1 Dragon-Type monster on the field.Hm, thats how it can be reworded, the ratings are:Picture - 8/10OCG - 8/10Wording - 7.2/10Grammar - 7.5/10Overall - 5.925/10Good Job sasukechidori58 [spoiler=Card#2]by:sasukechidori58It's nice, i think its worded the pretty good. Let's start with the ratingsPicture - 9/10OCG - 8.5/10Wording - 9/10Grammar 8/10Overall - 8.625/10 Great Job sasukechidori58 That's the end of reviewing cards. We also got more messages too![spoiler=Frunk likes Nacho's]Do you like nacho's?I sure do. This is our last article for the day Funniest PostWe will search YCM for the funniest postToday's Funniest post[spoiler=Funniest Post]lol' date=' nice, you like barney now, I was seriouse, if you look at the card, you like the teletubbies! lol.*Looks at his own greatness of himself by looking at card. Strats drooling, and says, I love you, you love.....*lol[/quote'] well there was a reason why i looked at the card... Thanks for tuning in.Next week's topic: Sports. The owners of Crazy Kid's (unreal) NewsOwners - CrazyKev & Kid Our Workers here.1. sports edititor - haris2. Comedian - 3. Gamemaster (provides cheat codes and walkthroughs) - Flopsie4. weatherman? - 5. Comic Guy - instinctmeister6. reporter - devil jinand so on... As you can see we need reporters, and other workers, Help Wanted.If you work here, and you are done with your articles and stuff, please PM it to either kid or me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 cool you actualy ask frunk if he liked nacho's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted January 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 cool you actualy ask frunk if he liked nacho's Um, kid, its called unreal news XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Those red X monsters were really tearing the place apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 i know i was just playing i knew that or did i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 hahaha this is funny especially the cat and the box of poptarts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 we are looking for workers that will try no be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 well i can try to no be funny can i work here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 what do you want to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted January 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 well i can try to no be funny can i work here um, what will you do here hey, kid, why are you looking for not funny people, is the funiness for us to handle?and kid, you double posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 i dont know what jobs are open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 dumb computer is slow so accidently double posted dumb computer and i cant see the delete button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted January 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 i dont know what jobs are open i edited the first post with some open jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 crazy kev i said im looking for people that will try no wait let me do that again will be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted January 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 crazy kev i said im looking for people that will try no wait let me do that again will be funny Oh okay, the funniness is for us to handle then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 can i be sports editor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted January 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 can i be sports editor hmm...what do you think, kid?I think he should.(remember its unreal news) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 no but its unreal so yes :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted January 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 no but its unreal so yes :) okay then its a yesKnow this too kid, were the owners, so we can do everything else too :), but not as much as the original editior :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 sure we also need dumb questions interviewer(this is imaginary)what did that mean(imaginary is closed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maspe Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 uh this is weird! ^__^ what are you guys doing!! lol! ^=^ \_/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 something thats not a spam and have permission from Frunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 really you got permission from frunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 at least that what crazy kev said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Instinct Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 i can be the comic guy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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