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do u have a problem at school?

r u being picked on?

i can help!

seriously! i have alot of tips on school things!

dont lie 2 me! if there is a problem at school i know what to do!

-bullied?

-hot girl (gotta crush)?

-lonely?

-let me help!

 

i truly can answer ur questions!

 

[spoiler=examples]

[spoiler=good questions]

-i have a crush on a girl, how do i get here 2 like me?

-how can i get these bullies to stop picking on me?

-how can i get moar friends?

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[spoiler=stupid questions]

-when will the earth end?

-when will i finally beat my video games?

-can i borrow your lawnmower?

 

 

 

let the questions begin!

 

[spoiler=people served]catman

Atman

opalmoon

phantom m.c.

black diomand duelist

 

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How does one walk into Mordor?

 

How do I effectively sleep in class? And this is a completely serious question.

this would be a good question.

follow these steps

-cross your arms on your desk

-put your chin on your arms

-while he/she is talking then close your eyes and talk a little rest

-after about 10 sec open your eyes.

-after a while u should be rested!

-dont close your eyes 4 to long, u may get caught

(u must be bored 4 it 2 work. i meen like bored as in i wanna kill myself bored)

 

where i learned the trick: during social studies class by accident

 

tell me how it turns out!

if it does not work, than this might not be the page 4 u

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How does one walk into Mordor?

One simply walks into Mordor. ;D

 

Serious- How can I get you to type in a none text like manner? It is annoy and makes you look like an idiot.

 

Serious- Its Fall here and I really need to run over the leaves, so can I borrow your lawn mower?

 

Not Sure If Serious- You have all this advice on how to be cool at school, yet you signed up on YCM?

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This is a good idea and don't listen to the people who try to tell you otherwise.

 

Well I have a problem related to school, except that I'm at university now and it's getting worse... I'm a big procrastinator, seriously I'm sure you've never seen something like that T_T. There are 2 analysis papers (one of 10-15 pages and a smaller one of 3-5) that I had to give in quite long ago. One last week on Friday and the other one...about a month ago. And I haven't started on any of them, I haven't even read all the books that I need. I'm just really horrible at organizing my time and bringing myself to do it, no idea why I can't start things in the right time.=/

 

Any advice?

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One simply walks into Mordor. ;D

 

Serious- How can I get you to type in a none text like manner? It is annoy and makes you look like an idiot.

 

Serious- Its Fall here and I really need to run over the leaves, so can I borrow your lawn mower?

 

Not Sure If Serious- You have all this advice on how to be cool at school, yet you signed up on YCM?

yes i am on ycm.

no this is not a popularity tip thread

i relize u r big here but please do not do this because it makes no sense at all on why u would.

 

I get BADLY bullied. Any tips on how to ignore?

I suffer from severe anger management problems. Any tips? (And no, i'm NOT going to go to an anger management class. And don't tel me to slowly count to ten to stop myself, I've tried, it didn't work.)

 

-for bullying all you need to do is show your not bothered by what they do to you.

-if bullying continues dont be affraid to speak up for yourself.

-if it is the school bully that bullys everyone then it is ok to to tell someone

-if you tell someone about the popular bully than people will consider you to be jealous

-if you are pushed around (literally) than you can and should fight back

bonus:try to find some common ground with the popular kids

anger mangement

-think about how wrong the person your mad at is

-hit something (pillow,punching bag,chair)

-just dance! and let the anger sink out!

 

(if nothing works, it may be time for an actual anger managment class :( ) tell me how everything works out!

 

p.s. can u please submitt your card 4 my contest

 

how might one get straight A's without doing any work?

though that question is kinda stupid i will answer it.

 

if u r in a high grade than u might want some b's or people might label u as a nerd

 

if ur in a low grade than all a's are kinda average

 

u cant get a's without work

 

tell me how this works out!

 

This is a good idea and don't listen to the people who try to tell you otherwise.

 

Well I have a problem related to school, except that I'm at university now and it's getting worse... I'm a big procrastinator, seriously I'm sure you've never seen something like that T_T. There are 2 analysis papers (one of 10-15 pages and a smaller one of 3-5) that I had to give in quite long ago. One last week on Friday and the other one...about a month ago. And I haven't started on any of them, I haven't even read all the books that I need. I'm just really horrible at organizing my time and bringing myself to do it, no idea why I can't start things in the right time.=/

 

Any advice?

try sticking a note to your window saying that u MUST do it today.

i u decide not to, put it in your bathrooom mirror to remind u that since u didnt do it yesterday u must punish yourself in someway (nothing like suicide or cutting yourself)

 

tell me how that works out!

 

Serious - I have low grades and report cards come soon. Tips?

 

Not Serious - Do you need to borrow my text book to learn how to NOT murder the English languidge?

lol at ur bad question

 

if u hve big tests coming up, study!

if its not enough to bump ur grades up then all u need to do is ask your teachers 4 a retest or an extra credit project.

 

tell me how that works out!

 

I constantly get erections in class. What's the best way to deal with them?

what does erections meen?

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