BehindTheMask Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 I'd acquit Michael Vick of all charges, then make him Secretary of Animal Rights. He ran for 2 touchdowns, and threw 3 more. He deserves it. Also i'd make myself dictator of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 I'd nerf the school system. Administration? PAY-CUT! Teacher? RAISE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted November 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 First non-contest hot topic, accomplished feeling is warm and junk. Some more stuff I'd do: - Restrain all mention of Christmas by advertising companies and idiots who put their decorations up way to early until 1st December. - Give kids more freedom than current health and safety jerks will allow them at present. Kids hurt themselves, deal with it. - Speed up/streamline the entire legal system that takes soooooooooooooooooooooo long to do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote name='Matt Bahamut' timestamp='1289906156' post='4788821'] First non-contest hot topic, accomplished feeling is warm and junk. Some more stuff I'd do: - Restrain all mention of Christmas by advertising companies and idiots who put their decorations up way to early until 1st December. - Give kids more freedom than current health and safety jerks will allow them at present. Kids hurt themselves, deal with it. - Speed up/streamline the entire legal system that takes soooooooooooooooooooooo long to do anything. [/quote] You'd actually make a pretty good ruler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 1 of the things I would do has to do with the problem of jails. More like the overpopulation of jails. If a person has gone through jail more than...let's say, 5 times, they'll be executed, cremated. Their ashes could be used for anything, heck, even making pencils. It is estimated that about 240 pencils could be made from the carbon of human cremains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1289930521' post='4789233'] You'd actually make a pretty good ruler. [/quote] Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Hado~ Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 [s]Do bad things.[/s] Transfer all my money to both a charity, and to my real self as a "Random act of kindness to them North Americans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 I'd scratch all the current laws and make some new ones... they'll be as follows: * If you intentionally assault someone, except as an act of self-defence, you die. Shooting counts as an assault. * If you rape someone, you die. * If you attempt to murder someone, even if you fail miserably, you die. * If you're accused for the above crimes, you'll be placed in a white collar prison, and remain there until forensic evidence proves you guilty or innocent. If innocent, you're free to go; if guilty, you die. * If you commit any other crimes (robbery, reckless driving, evading arrest, stuff like that), you'll be thrown in a normal prison, and stay there for life. If you assault, rape or attempt to murder someone while in prison, or if you attempt to escape prison, you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 [quote name='Admiral_Stalfos19' timestamp='1290061511' post='4792921'] I'd scratch all the current laws and make some new ones... they'll be as follows: * If you intentionally assault someone, except as an act of self-defence, you die. Shooting counts as an assault. * If you rape someone, you die. * If you attempt to murder someone, even if you fail miserably, you die. * If you're accused for the above crimes, you'll be placed in a white collar prison, and remain there until forensic evidence proves you guilty or innocent. If innocent, you're free to go; if guilty, you die. * If you commit any other crimes (robbery, reckless driving, evading arrest, stuff like that), you'll be thrown in a normal prison, and stay there for life. If you assault, rape or attempt to murder someone while in prison, or if you attempt to escape prison, you die. [/quote] [s]That means I'll die.[/s] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Be by a random guy with a breakfast burger when he wakes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted November 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 [quote name='Admiral_Stalfos19' timestamp='1290061511' post='4792921'] I'd scratch all the current laws and make some new ones... they'll be as follows: * If you intentionally assault someone, except as an act of self-defence, you die. Shooting counts as an assault. * If you rape someone, you die. * If you attempt to murder someone, even if you fail miserably, you die. * If you're accused for the above crimes, you'll be placed in a white collar prison, and remain there until forensic evidence proves you guilty or innocent. If innocent, you're free to go; if guilty, you die. * If you commit any other crimes (robbery, reckless driving, evading arrest, stuff like that), you'll be thrown in a normal prison, and stay there for life. If you assault, rape or attempt to murder someone while in prison, or if you attempt to escape prison, you die. [/quote] Ok that is slightly scary. But is probably not a bad way to go. [quote]You'd actually make a pretty good ruler.[/quote] Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 [quote name='Matt Bahamut' timestamp='1290107775' post='4793594'] Ok that is slightly scary. But is probably not a bad way to go. [/quote] You know what they say... Fear controls the masses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Which is why my only laws are *You may only stay in the pre placed red lines(which would be placed over the country to stop people from intrusion, and car accidents), if you fail to do so, you will be killed, and your house will be filled with gun powder, and promtly have a lighter thrown at it. *If you carry a wepon more then 15 feet from your house, you die, and your house is bombed *If a teen gets more then 500 feet away from there home, without the required permission fourm, they will be arrested for 20 years, then killed if they try to escape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Percival Cox Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 *Spend 3 trillion dollars on the reasearch of creatings Pokemon * Appoint Crab Helmet, Behind the Mask, and PikaPerson01 to make the rest of the laws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 [quote name='Blue eyes + Wynn' timestamp='1290295167' post='4798852'] Which is why my only laws are *You may only stay in the pre placed red lines(which would be placed over the country to stop people from intrusion, and car accidents), if you fail to do so, you will be killed, and your house will be filled with gun powder, and promtly have a lighter thrown at it. *If you carry a wepon more then 15 feet from your house, you die, and your house is bombed *If a teen gets more then 500 feet away from there home, without the required permission fourm, they will be arrested for 20 years, then killed if they try to escape [/quote] It's not even funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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