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Draco Straybyrn

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Please note- A noob is not a new user, a noob is sum1 hoo tlkz liek diz. I got a 35/20 on the assignment o.o Also, when I say die and kill, I mean I kill the noobism, not the person.

 

[align=center]An Ode to Noobs.

 

Oh, you stupid noobs,

Please, speak in proper English

Then maybe I can understand you.

 

I walk through the towns,

And all that I can hear,

is:

MESOS PLZ IM PORE!!!@@@@@

Learn to capitalize your words correctly.

Please is spelled p-l-e-a-s-e not p-l-z.

I'm not going to send anyone any IM. Did you perhaps mean I-apostrophe-m?

Who is pore? Why are we talking of skin pores?

 

I tried to go on the internet

And I met

A stream of:

ZOMG! WTF?! MESORZ PLEX! FAYM MEEEEE!!!!111!!!

This isn't how you speak in real life.

So why present yourself that way online?

Why put a "Z" in OMG?

Too much of a hurry to type it out?

Don't know how to make it clear?

You stupid noobs

I hate you so.

 

I am anti txt-tlk

I support the "Save the Vowels" movement

I aid good grammar

Spell it before you say it

And please

For the good God's sake

Type out your DAMN words.

Because this is a horrible way to talk

And no one likes an annoying noob.

 

So pull out your Grammar Hammer,

Raise it to the sky

And proclaim with dignity

"Noobs, put on your helmets,

For today you die!"

I support anti-noobism

Because I hate the noobs so.

 

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is it supposed to be a poem? or a pointless rant about people having fun writing in different ways?

 

In all honesty, i cannot see any reason why your teacher would love this, because it is neither poetry, nor persuasive.

 

i dont see anyone complaining about people speaking ebonics. its english, with a twist, like TXT language. but nobody complains about it.

 

you can talk how you want.

 

 

i am not PRO-TXT/1337, but i'm not against it. it really does NOT matter at all.

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No. Poetry does not exist.

 

Neither do these forums, nor does the sunset. Fact does not exist in reality, for our world is a perception of perception (in other words, time) and our senses. Nothing is true, because all only exists as we interpret it. If he does not see it as poetry, it is not. If you do, then to you it is. "To one his own."

 

i'm saying it's not art.

 

It isn't' date=' theres no text color [/sarcasm']

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