Draco Straybyrn Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Please note- A noob is not a new user, a noob is sum1 hoo tlkz liek diz. I got a 35/20 on the assignment o.o Also, when I say die and kill, I mean I kill the noobism, not the person. [align=center]An Ode to Noobs. Oh, you stupid noobs,Please, speak in proper EnglishThen maybe I can understand you. I walk through the towns,And all that I can hear,is:MESOS PLZ IM PORE!!!@@@@@Learn to capitalize your words correctly.Please is spelled p-l-e-a-s-e not p-l-z.I'm not going to send anyone any IM. Did you perhaps mean I-apostrophe-m?Who is pore? Why are we talking of skin pores? I tried to go on the internetAnd I metA stream of:ZOMG! WTF?! MESORZ PLEX! FAYM MEEEEE!!!!111!!!This isn't how you speak in real life.So why present yourself that way online?Why put a "Z" in OMG?Too much of a hurry to type it out?Don't know how to make it clear?You stupid noobsI hate you so. I am anti txt-tlkI support the "Save the Vowels" movementI aid good grammarSpell it before you say itAnd pleaseFor the good God's sakeType out your DAMN words.Because this is a horrible way to talkAnd no one likes an annoying noob. So pull out your Grammar Hammer,Raise it to the skyAnd proclaim with dignity"Noobs, put on your helmets,For today you die!"I support anti-noobismBecause I hate the noobs so. This message was brought to youByAnyone with an IQ Over 50.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 LOLZ THS IS TEH COOLIEST TOPIKS EVA!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 What's a diatribe? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Attention Noobs! You just got "pwnt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Yeah really, what's a diatribe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 You people are LAZY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 lmao dis noob iz da shiz No really all u say is very true everyone should read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Very nice. It's all true to. How do you get a 35/20? that's like a 175. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 That's the point, she loved it. She even read it aloud. And she said ZOMG (Work with me, I'm trying to spell if phonetically) Zhomguh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Ha, I agree with you all the way...... ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Wow. Noobs out there, beware. I am also out to get you. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Anndddd.... I have a new club idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Bumpalicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 I LULZ AT THIZ!!!\$\^#^*^%T No really, I am not a fan of this spontaneous L33T crap poping up left and right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 If you liked this, you'll love my gossip column in The F.G. coming out soon. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 is it supposed to be a poem? or a pointless rant about people having fun writing in different ways? In all honesty, i cannot see any reason why your teacher would love this, because it is neither poetry, nor persuasive. i dont see anyone complaining about people speaking ebonics. its english, with a twist, like TXT language. but nobody complains about it. you can talk how you want. i am not PRO-TXT/1337, but i'm not against it. it really does NOT matter at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 It's an Ode. It doesn't have to rhyme. It's anti-noob. And if you don't like it, well, less fun to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 i know poetry doesnt have to rhyme... i mean its not poetry because its not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 There's no such thing as "good", because poetry isn't objective writing. To each their own, per se. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 i'm saying it's not art. there is an art in speaking. you could talk for hours and never say a word. you have not presented art. sorry to be harsh, its just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted January 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 But see, you don't get it. It's poetry, no matter what you say. It just IS. You may not like it, but it's the truth. 2nd page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 No. Poetry does not exist. Neither do these forums, nor does the sunset. Fact does not exist in reality, for our world is a perception of perception (in other words, time) and our senses. Nothing is true, because all only exists as we interpret it. If he does not see it as poetry, it is not. If you do, then to you it is. "To one his own." i'm saying it's not art. It isn't' date=' theres no text color [/sarcasm'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 That's true. More comments, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffMaster Alex Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 *sniff* that is the most beautiful thing i've ever read. IT'S SO TRUE!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Why, thanks! I have yet to determine what I should write next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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