try not to be to harsh havnt done this in a while

[banditbob]

You can only activate this card while there is 1 face-up monster with ''Clown in its name'' on your side of the field. This face-up monster on your side of the field gains 300 ATK and can attack twice during the Battle Phase. If this card was destroyed while face-down on the field by a card effect increase the attack of the monster by 500 points instead of 300 points. If the monster was increased by 500 points you must attack your opponent's life points directly with the monster that is face-up on your side of the field.

[Bringerofcake]

You can activate this card's effect if it is destroyed. Select 1 "Clown" monster you control. It gains 300 ATK and can attack twice during the Battle Phase. If this card was destroyed, increase its ATK by 500 instead. If this effect is activated, the selected monster must attack your opponent directly this turn.