LiAM Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 I don't actually see why this is funny. I was touching myself while getting my hair cut today and the barber got all p#ss#d off and kicked me out the shop. Apparently I was leaving fingerprints on his mirror. I can't tell if it's meant to be rude or just sounds like it's meant to but is completely innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 I guess that he was touching himself by touching a mirror, which in theory would make sense, because his finger would reflect and practically touch his real finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-Rrey Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 I was touching myself We all thought about the same thing right o.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<}Alpha Frogodile{> Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 I was touching myself while getting my hair cut today and the barber got all p#ss#d off and kicked me out the shop. Apparently I was leaving fingerprints on his mirror. I was touching myself We all thought about the same thing right o.0 Lulz, that's going into my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 I was touching myself at the barbers today. ...What? That's my story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 After the first sentence, the reader is supposed to assume the speaker is "touching himself" inappropriately. The second sentence however, proves the "reader" just has a dirty mind. The speaker literally meant "touching himself" as in, through a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 He was touching his reflection in the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Corgi Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 I don't get it, it's just so bizzare it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 After the first sentence, the reader is supposed to assume the speaker is "touching himself" inappropriately. The second sentence however, proves the "reader" just has a dirty mind. The speaker literally meant "touching himself" as in, through a mirror.yes once again pikaperson is exactly and 100% correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 It's sorta like the "What's long hard and full of semen" riddle my friends took from Austin Powers. For those of you who don't know the answer, it's a submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 It's sorta like the "What's long hard and full of semen" riddle my friends took from Austin Powers. For those of you who don't know the answer, it's a submarine.well obviously it's a penis, this joke doesn't work in text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 well obviously it's a penis, this joke doesn't work in textNo it doesn't, but it does if you say it out loud. It was the only joke that I could think of that was similar to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 No it doesn't, but it does if you say it out loud. It was the only joke that I could think of that was similar to this.:) No it doesn't, but it does if you say it out loud. It was the only joke that I could think of that was similar to this.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Itacђi Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 I think the guy meant he was touching the mirror..... ^fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Lulz, that's going into my sig.I hope you're doing it to be ironic. The first sentence is supposed to make you believe it's something inappropriate, then the punchline is that he's was just touching his reflection in the mirror. What he said is the equivalent to saying, "Everyone here thought the answer would involve some sort of pun or clever stringing of words, right?" after first hearing why the chicken crossed the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kale Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 well obviously it's a penis, this joke doesn't work in text Best line in this thread. For anyone who still can't figure it out, this is a perv-test joke. Who failed the test? *raises hand...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 A bunch of geniuses we have here, I see. Go crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Best line in this thread. For anyone who still can't figure it out, this is a perv-test joke. Who failed the test? *raises hand...*yay A bunch of geniuses we have here, I see. Go crazy.double yay Best line in this thread. For anyone who still can't figure it out, this is a perv-test joke. Who failed the test? *raises hand...*yay A bunch of geniuses we have here, I see. Go crazy.double yay Best line in this thread. For anyone who still can't figure it out, this is a perv-test joke. Who failed the test? *raises hand...*yay A bunch of geniuses we have here, I see. Go crazy.double yay Best line in this thread. For anyone who still can't figure it out, this is a perv-test joke. Who failed the test? *raises hand...*yay A bunch of geniuses we have here, I see. Go crazy.double yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Stop posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 The screen wasn't loading and you just kept hitting "post"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 This thread reflects YCM's dirty nature so hilariously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 This thread reflects YCM's dirty nature so hilariously.i i just JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarbleZone Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Answered, locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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