Masochistic Joker Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 What are the funniest things to happen in your school? In my senior year I launched 6 senior pranks. I got 3 pigs and painted 1,2,4 on each of them; I stabbed 10,000 forks on the school's soil, I used MS Dos and created a series of fake trojans, I replaced the daily audio school news with an audio porn cd, I did this since my freshman year but I hid all the clothes outside the lockers in the locker room eventually filling 2 rows, and I treated the football team to Buffalo Wild Wings the night before and clogged 2 bathrooms includng 5 stalls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Geez. You enjoy mischief eh .__. It's nothing as dramatic as your endeavors, but apparently there's a rumor going around school that I'm writing a novel. And my friends have now taken up the responsibility to spread the word all across Facebook. Moral of the story: If you're going to write your fanfic in school, be conspicuous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilfusion Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 [quote name='Masochistic Joker' timestamp='1298934007' post='5042029'] What are the funniest things to happen in your school? In my senior year I launched 6 senior pranks. [b]I got 3 pigs and painted 1,2,4 on each of them[/b]; I stabbed 10,000 forks on the school's soil, I used MS Dos and created a series of fake trojans, I replaced the daily audio school news with an audio porn cd, I did this since my freshman year but I hid all the clothes outside the lockers in the locker room eventually filling 2 rows, and I treated the football team to Buffalo Wild Wings the night before and clogged 2 bathrooms includng 5 stalls. [/quote] I heard that one, but with goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masochistic Joker Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 [quote name='evilfusion' timestamp='1298936926' post='5042189'] I heard that one, but with goats. [/quote] Same here but they used chickens. Probably the same person that came up with letting cows loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 "someone" threw an eraser at the teacher in gr.6 because it was boring learning about patterns. guess who got to go out for recess on time and who didn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 In 3rd grade, we were playing kickball in the gym and I hit the rafter. I swear to God the ball came down at light speed it hit my teacher so hard xD. I saw it hit the ceiling and I went "osht." and then *WHAM!* my teacher hits the ground. It was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Kindergarten. We had just found the joys of kicking off your shoes and sending them flying. I nailed a parent in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Someone in sixth form pulled one of the teacher's trousers down for a joke. The teacher didn't think so, and apparently yelled at the boy loud (which is =O for the teacher who barely raises his voice and jokes around with the students). One year on Red Noise Day we had a teletubby dog pile in the Common Room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 7th grade....teacher made a kid cry. =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1298985739' post='5043308'] 7th grade....teacher made a kid cry. =3 [/quote] That happens like...everyday here. Note that we're all 15-18 at my school >.> the principal is an a******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I think my year 7 class once made a teacher cry, I think she left after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 [quote name='Yin' timestamp='1298996229' post='5043490'] I think my year 7 class once made a teacher cry, I think she left after that. [/quote] 3rd Grade class made the teacher leave the room and screach her head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renzoku Kira- Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 7th grade around Christmas time we had a sub for the day, and we had first class. So we started talking to him started to mess with him, and then a student asked is he married. He went off on her started swearing like a maniac. Next period we started to spread the word around, and teachers heard they talked to the principal. Principal talks to us we tell her what happened. The sub is escorted off campus, and then got their teachers license removed for life in the state of Tennessee. EPIC DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Woah that is epic. Another one, one of my friend chasing one of the teachers into her class room with a water gun on Comic Relief. We had a supply teacher once and decided to finish the lesson when we wanted to before she wanted us too, we walked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 [quote name='Yin' timestamp='1299004941' post='5043686'] Woah that is epic. Another one, one of my friend chasing one of the teachers into her class room with a water gun on Comic Relief. We had a supply teacher once and decided to finish the lesson when we wanted to before she wanted us too, we walked out. [/quote] You guys must hate your teachers o_o The only teacher I hate is my chemistry teacher. Dumb b****. But all my other teachers are freakin' rad. The only thing I hate about my school is the food. So I bring my own food. Anyway. In 7th grade we got a new guy in class (He's now my best friend xD) he's really large. Now he plays center on Varsity so I should probably shut up. But anyway, when I first met him, he came to school with a big PINK stripe through his hair. I laughed so hard...he got pretty upset and hit me. We both got in trouble and got detention. We talked for a bit about football, music, girls....y'know, usual stuff middle schoolers talk about. Now we're best friends. Pretty funny turn out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 My 6th grade teacher owns a water gun. He named it Thelma. People have to watch out for it at the dunk tank during festivals. Student:"Dammit, I missed. Oh well, I'll just go push the button mys"*blasted with geyser of water before he even gets close* Then there's the idiots like myself who literally ask to be shot by it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedrive Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Teacher is walking down the hall, and some dudes behind her. Then, one of them pulles this guys pants down, and the 3rd guy calls the Teacher. She turnes around and sees this guys without pants. The teacher was lolwut.jpg =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 My friend was talking to some girls in the lunch room. He was trying to...ya know, get some fun later that night. I decided I'd "help" him. I yelled loud enough for everybody, and most importantly, the girls, to hear "Hey Nick, you tell them about your STD?" ^^ Also, same lunch room, 2 weeks later. Another one of my friends was doing the same thing. I walke up, put my arm around him, look at him, then at the girls. "So..has he told you about his scrap-booking yet?" ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 [spoiler=Felt so bad when I heard this inappropriate story...] In freshman year, I had the worst English teacher possible. Biggest pushover you've ever seen. When we complained about an easy quiz we were taking, she consented and went through the last half with us together. And she often made compromises with us saying just listen to her for a bit then we could play all the games we want (all use laptops in school). One day, some sophomores went into her desk and found a vibrator and showed it to everyone .-. She was fired at the end of the year for incompetence.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1299021548' post='5044285'] [spoiler=Felt so bad when I heard this inappropriate story...] In freshman year, I had the worst English teacher possible. Biggest pushover you've ever seen. When we complained about an easy quiz we were taking, she consented and went through the last half with us together. And she often made compromises with us saying just listen to her for a bit then we could play all the games we want (all use laptops in school). One day, some sophomores went into her desk and found a vibrator and showed it to everyone .-. She was fired at the end of the year for incompetence.[/spoiler] [/quote] I think part of me just died. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 in 6th gr. music class in early april, this kid. this mouse looking girl. she got caught. for eating a buger- er, um, stuffing her face with a burger. she started crying. i started to laugh out loud (LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 ahhh the years well lets start with preschool... being a religious preschool we did the damn nativity scene for a play, lol i still REMEMBER, not like video film remember but actually remember when one of the kings threw his crown and jesus face and said "there your the star now happy?" and he stormed off. my god as a shepard i was laughing hard and loud, no one else but adults were laughing and i got a good talking to after that. we somehow managed to get everyone to win those damn blow up tubes so we can just wail on each other with them, i think someone actually got bruises from that sex ed had puppets =3 back then everyone got A's without really doing much middle school has the coolest teachers ever sceince teacher = jam sessions, free food, playing halo, lighting things on fire for the A us history = watching "glory" but only the part where the general in the beginning gets his head blown off by a canon for the A, then wathcing the goonies just because math teacher = 8th grade one was filipino = good times = insta A = 7th grade one teacher is pretty stupid you get away with everything. orchestra = we had our ork-a-dork moments P.E = learn capoeira then use it in school high school we kept putting some random s*** in our freinds truck (wrestling mats, boulders, teacher room keys) he got in trouble everytime he tried to do the right thing and return it work load gets serious actually got my first "c" ever while everything else was an A i totally messed up in geom because of this measure the whole E building project judo fliped s*** around started to sell weed (im not gonna say when i started using it) can finnaly drive, which i aced the test first time the day after finishing drivers ed that took only a week XD more s*** keeps coming, ill think of more along the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 My 5th hour class this year made a sub leave the builing. Lol, she didn't even tell anybody. We were ignoring her, then she got her stuff and went to her car right away and drove off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHN. Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 We had a sub in History who was a D.T teacher. Halfway through the lesson he went to the D.T. block to check something. As soon as he leaves, the whole class starts a mexican wave. Teacher comes in and gets annoyed. Later, some people started humming, and the teacher doesn't notice until 10 minutes later, then he get's p***ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masochistic Joker Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Created C4 on the first day of Chemistry. Teacher asks us to make something from the book and I know the recipe for C4 by heart. Teacher picks up the flask and says "see class, I want you to be as smart as [insert my name] by the end of the year] Then proceeds to throw the damn thing at her soon-to-be-ex-husband's 2000 corvette. Simply hilarious. She was known for her anger. We knew her as P Ms. Clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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