TTR~ Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 [quote name='Dismal Euphony' timestamp='1300512575' post='5082402'] A few years back my friend and I decided to f*** with his older brother because he's a total douche. His older brother has this weird obsession with tomato soup and he eats it like 3 times a day. One night after he was done pissing us off, he made some soup. While he was heating it up on the stove, I went into the bathroom and smeared IcyHot all over the toilet seat while my friend put some laxatives in his soup and mixed it up. Wouldn't you know it. About 15 - 20 minutes later, his brother comes running out of the bathroom screaming, "I CAN'T FEEL MY GODDAMN ASS. WHAT THE f***?!" Greatest. Night. Ever. [/quote] That. Is. Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 [quote name='Live777' timestamp='1300512662' post='5082404'] That. Is. Win. [/quote] We thought so too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 When you're at somebody's house, lounging in their room, search for all their pencils and pens. Stack up a pile of the pens on one side of a desk, and [i]one[/i] pencil on the other side of a desk. Laugh at the pencil. I love doing this, the reaction is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 During class, when a friend isn't noticing, me and some other friends grab some of their stuff and hide it around the room and have them guess where it is. Also, locking someone else's locker with your lock and leaving it there for them to figure out is brutal, but rewarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judedudemude Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 [quote name='Dismal Euphony' timestamp='1300512575' post='5082402'] A few years back my friend and I decided to f*** with his older brother because he's a total douche. His older brother has this weird obsession with tomato soup and he eats it like 3 times a day. One night after he was done pissing us off, he made some soup. While he was heating it up on the stove, I went into the bathroom and smeared IcyHot all over the toilet seat while my friend put some laxatives in his soup and mixed it up. Wouldn't you know it. About 15 - 20 minutes later, his brother comes running out of the bathroom screaming, "I CAN'T FEEL MY GODDAMN ASS. WHAT THE f***?!" Greatest. Night. Ever. [/quote] allmost all older brothers are in some way shape or form is some kind of douche/a55/jerk/etc. you would be lucky if you get one of the few non douche/a55/jerk/etc. older brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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