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I'M GONNA REVIVE HITLER AND HIS DIRTY SANCHEZ MUSTACHE TO RULE TEH WOILD.

[quote name='Halubaris Maphotika' timestamp='1302310639' post='5123750']
Any speaking of evolution or darwin in my presence will result in beheading...

..Take that, Atheism! >:D
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Two extremist morons doesn't solve the equation. I'm Christian myself, but I don't have the mental incapacity to attack someone's beliefs. So stop it.

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[quote name='ragnarok1945' timestamp='1302321229' post='5124232']
I don't want to go up in wikipedia again to check how long the Roman Empire lasted. Can you tell me please?
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Next time, find out by yourself, rather than being lazy and creating spam in the process.
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[quote name='Nightmare Zarkus' timestamp='1302323146' post='5124329']
People under the age of 12 will fight a full grown lion. People over the age of 12 will fight a cub.
But the cub has a jetpack. And dynamite strapped to its chest.
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Can I cuddle it and die peacefully?
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[quote name='ragnarok1945' timestamp='1302323364' post='5124336']
but you'd kill the lion

I would keep the lion alive in case it wins the fight
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THE LION IS A WITNESS. IT MUST BE ANNIHILATED.


[quote name='Revenant Black' timestamp='1302323502' post='5124342']
Can I cuddle it and die peacefully?
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no
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[quote name='ragnarok1945' timestamp='1302324113' post='5124366']
explain what do witnesses have to do with it all
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If the lion saw what happened inside the arena then he could report the horrors of it to his lion-kin, and then it'd be harder for us to lure lions in with promises of gold, fish, and deer.
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