The Egyptian Gods, an attempt to make them balanced

[Master Red]

[b]FCMB[/b], [b]F[/b]orbidden [b]C[/b]ards [b]M[/b]ade [b]B[/b]alanced(?)
...Maybe not, but I'm making an attempt here. The OCG might be off as I haven't really made cards for a while and am just now getting back into the whole thing.
Please Comment, Rate and Fix! ^^

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[b]Sky Dragon of Osiris[/b]
FIRE/Level 8
[DRAGON/EFFECT]
[i]This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card can only be Normal Summoned or Set by tributing 3 monsters you control. Once per turn, place a Turn Counter on this card (max 3), if this card has 3 Turn Counters on it during either player's End Phase, destroy this card. This card cannot attack your opponent directly. The ATK and DEF of this card is equal to the number of cards in your hand x 900. While this card is in defense position, you can switch the attack target of any opposing attack to this card. This card is unaffected by Card Effects and cannot be destroyed by battle (damage calculation is applied normally). When your opponent Summons a Monster, decrease the ATK and DEF of that card by 800, if the ATK or DEF of a monster becomes 0 due to this effect, destroy that card.[/i]
ATK/? DEF/?

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[b]Giant God-Soldier of Obelisk[/b]
DARK/Level 8
[FIEND/EFFECT]
[i]This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card can only be Normal Summoned or Set by tributing 3 monsters you control. Once per turn, place a Turn Counter on this card (max 3), if this card has 3 Turn Counters on it during either player's End Phase, destroy this card. This card cannot attack your opponent directly. While this card is in defense position, you can switch the attack target of any opposing attack to this card. This card is unaffected by Card Effects and cannot be destroyed by battle (damage calculation is applied normally). Once per turn, by tributing 2 monsters you control, halve your opponent's Life Points.[/i]
ATK/4000 DEF/4000

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[b]Winged God-Dragon of Ra[/b]
LIGHT/Level 8
[WINGED-BEAST/EFFECT]
[i]This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card can only be Normal Summoned or Set by tributing 3 monsters you control. Once per turn, place a Turn Counter on this card (max 3), if this card has 3 Turn Counters on it during either player's End Phase, destroy this card. The ATK and DEF of this card is equal to the combined ATK and DEF of the tributes used to Summon this card. This card cannot attack your opponent directly. This card can attack all monsters on your opponent's side of the field once each. While this card is in defense position, you can switch the attack target of any opposing attack to this card. This card is unaffected by Card Effects and cannot be destroyed by battle (damage calculation is applied normally).[/i]
ATK/? DEF/?
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if there are any other cards such as these that you would like to see remade feel free to give suggestions ^^

[Sunn O)))]

question: how are these more balanced?
and im pretty sure there that Ra and Obelisk (legal versions) are more balanced than these

[Master Red]

I know, they're still OP, but I'm working on them still to tone them down even more.

why they're more balanced:
1 - they cannot be special summoned
2 - they die after 3 turns
3 - they cannot attack directly

I'm going to edit Ra once more as that's the one I feel is still quite unbalanced, going to weaken Osiris a bit as well... and there are legal versions of Ra and Obelisk!? O_o Although, since I haven't followed the game for over a year I guess that could be possible ^^*

[Vough]

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I know, they're still OP, but I'm working on them still to tone them down even more.

why they're more balanced:
1 - they cannot be special summoned
2 - they die after 3 turns
3 - they cannot attack directly

I'm going to edit Ra once more as that's the one I feel is still quite unbalanced, going to weaken Osiris a bit as well... and there are legal versions of Ra and Obelisk!? O_o Although, since I haven't followed the game for over a year I guess that could be possible ^^*
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Real Obelisk is not broken.
Real Ra is UP'd
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What the heck have you done with OSIRIS??? You just loved playing with numbers, didn't you?

CHANGE Everything.

Slifer the Sky Dragon
DIVINE
[DIVINE-BEAST/EFFECT]
This card cannot be Special Summoned except from the Graveyard. If this card is Special Summoned from the Graveyard, it is sent to the Graveyard during the End Phase. This card cannot be Normal Summoned except by tributing 3 monsters you control (You cannot Set this card.) The Summon of this card cannot be negated. The ATK and DEF of this card is equal to the number of cards in your hand x 1000. While this card is in Defense position, you can switch the attack target of your opponent's monsters to this card. This card is unaffected by Spell, Trap, and Effect Monster's effects. When your opponent Summons a monster, decrease the ATK and DEF of that card by 2000, depending on its battle position. If the ATK or DEF of a monster becomes 0 due to this effect, destroy that card.
ATK/X000 DEF/X000

Is the Anime Effect. That's a tad broken, so:

Slifer the Sky Dragon
DIVINE
[DIVINE-BEAST/Effect]
You must Tribute 3 monsters to Normal Summon this card (you cannot Set this card). The Normal Summon of this card cannot be negated. When this card is Normal Summoned, Spells, Traps, and Effect Monster effects cannot be activated. This card cannot be targeted by the effects of Spells, Traps or Effect Monsters. If this card is Special Summoned, it is sent to the Graveyard during the End Phase. This card's ATK and DEF are equal to the number of cards in your hand x 1000. When your opponent Summons a monster, decrease that monster's ATK or DEF by 2000, depening on its battle position. If a monster's ATK or DEF becomes 0 by this effect, destroy that card.
ATK/?(or X000)DEF/?(or X000)

[Resident Fascist]

They're old anime Plot device cards. You can't polish horrible things. Though I like your attempt.