Ikatsui Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 I have a small one under my arm. Perhaps I got hit by a Soviet's umbrella? (+1 internets to who gets it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Does this mean my past life was separated from his penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 I have had 8 past lives... 1. I was Flavius Valerius Aurelius Constantinus Augustus... I was ruler of the Empire of Rome for 31 years *306 AD to 337 AD* I was baptized on my deathbed... I died of a fever in Nicomedia... 2. I was a worker under feudal law until I died of neumonia in 1002 AD... 3. I was a Templar Knight fighting in the Crusades until I was burned at the stake on Friday October 13, 1307... 4. I was a painter in Italy during the rennaisance period... I made a painting that the catholic church found offensive so I fled my city of Venice and went into hiding... 10 years later I recieved a letter from the pope as he had granted me a "Pardon" so to speak... I lived the rest of my days in Vatican city where I died of old age *71 years* To this day I have no idea why I was allowed to live there if my painting was so offensive... Unfortunately when I died the Catholic church erased me from history... 5. I was a protestant priest in England... I was burned at the stake in 1516 AD under orders of Queen Mary I... 6. I was a soldier who was fighting for Texas' independance until I was shot and killed at what is called The Alamo... 7. My name was Willaim H. Bonney and I was an Outlaw who participated in the Lincoln County War... You may know my legend name as Billy The Kid... 8. I was a Wehrmacht Heer soldier... Although I spent most of my time iin Germany *I was not deployed for some reason*... In 1942 I was deployed to Poland... I would not like to describe the things that happened afterwards all I want to say regarding that is Im sorry... This life haunts me forever... PS Sorry for typo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ярополк Пономарёв Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 [quote name='Ikatsui' timestamp='1304276560' post='5182208'] I have a small one under my arm. Perhaps I got hit by a Soviet's umbrella? (+1 internets to who gets it) [/quote] KGB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1304257580' post='5181504'] Past lives don't exist. [/quote] Pretty much this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbu-of-Sand Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 It's just a hypothetical discussion :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikatsui Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='Anger Level' timestamp='1304466678' post='5186710'] KGB? [/quote] Close enough. *throws internet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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