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What really doesn't grind your gears?


Mehmani

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1. Edible bits of skin.
2. Reading Kant.
3. Watching computer runs of Tal or Petrosian playing chess.
4. The word "Bukkake" (it rolls off the tongue nicely).
5. Pink phones.
6. Fats Waller and his Rhythm.
7. Liquid meals.
8. Fedora hats.
9. Loveable sleazebags.
10. The face Sir Alan Sugar pulls when he huffs (looks like an angry tapir straining to take a s***).
11. 8bit music.
12. Ragtime and stride piano.
13. Jelly Roll Morton.
14. Saying the words "Jelly Roll Morton".
15. Laughing at emos.
16. Deliberately aggravating people until they pop.
17. Snapping and performing a well-executed headbutt.
18. Impromptu recitals of "Summertime" by George Gershwin.
19. Singing "Friday" in Slovak.
20. Pissing on a roadside.
21. Intellectually checkmating someone.
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[quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1306709726' post='5240664']
Women that like me for who I am.
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Woah, there are actually women that exist that don't insist on all men being George Clooney?

That's probably a good thing 'cause he's gay.
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[quote name='Opalmoon' timestamp='1306714263' post='5240816']
What does Friday sound like in Slovak?:S
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Pretty awesome actually.

Sedem hod
Prebudenie v dopoludňajších hodinách
Musím byť čerstvé
Musím ísť nadol

Musím mať moja miska
Musím mať obilnín
Čas beží ďalej a ďalej
Všetci sa ponáhľajú
Musím dostať sa na autobusovej zastávke
Musím chytiť autobus
Vidím svojich priateľov!

Kopať na predných sedadlách
Kopať na zadnom sedadle
Musím si moja myseľ sa
Ktoré sedadlo môžem vziať?

Je piatok, piatok
Musím sa dostať dole v piatok
Všetci hľadáme foward na víkend, víkend
Piatok, Piatok
Kopanie nadol v piatok
Všetci sa tešíme na víkend, víkend
Párty, večierky, JO!
Párty, večierky, JO!
Zábava, legrace, zábava, legrace.
Tešíme sa na víkend.
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If I'm taking it seriously. Nothing, everything grinds on my gears after so long. Last week I would have said the kids at the school I volunteer at, but one didn't want to behave last week, so wound me up.
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