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  1. 1. what to do?

    • run away?
      1
    • stay and fight?
      15
    • tell a teacher?
      7
    • rip up their work (when outside or not there)
      3


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There was a bully named Hamish something in my school, about 4 weeks ago he left the school, he was hit by my friends ppl kept asking him why, my friend then got sent to the hospital after he got into a fight with him again, i then stepped in and beat the C*** out of him, he was sent to the hospital for 12 days,broke both hands and left foot , i got 2 days suspenstion.(it would have been 3 weeks, but becuase it was outside school, it never happened, it was in the main gate tho)

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Well my bro was faced with this bully and 1 done he got so mad him and his firends all got on their bikes chased after the bully and the bully walked into a wall and broke his nose and because he walked nito it my bro didn't get into trouble. so really you should only fight them when they have really insulted or heart you. This bully did this and 1 time threatened to set my pet cat on fire.

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My solution to bullies: bully them back, seriously. No one would ever bully me more than once. If they're trying to get your homework answers, just call them ret***ed.

 

If they try to fight, fight back. I've fought people twice my size and made them afraid to mess with me again. Also, you don't have to fight fair. I recomend a swift punch in the gut to knock the wind out of them. Low blows aren't a bad idea, and neither is poking their eyes. Heck, I remember this one time this guy kept getting all up in my face. He gave me the finger, then I snatched it and bent it backwards. He got down on his knees and didn't even fight back, nor mess with me again.

 

But really, once you start fighting back, they shouldn't mess with you anymore. Bullies want easy targets, and as long as you show them you're not easy, they'll quite messing with you.That tell the teacher and walk away never works because the bullies will just keep coming back since you're an easy target and don't do anything.

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Follow these steps exactly if you are protecting your friend:

 

1. Look them straight in the eye, and look as though you're confused and sizing them up.

 

2. Back off a bit, not defensively, but just to make it look like you're getting a better look at them.

 

3. Slowly nod your head while your eyes are still slightly squinted from sizing them up.

 

4. Suddenly, look really surprised and startled.

 

5. Back off further, but this time in slight fear and anger

 

6. Yell at the top of your lungs "SHENANIGANS!!!! I DECLARE SHENANIGANS!!!"

 

7. Depending on your neighborhood, in about 34 seconds you should be surrounded by 51 people or more carrying brooms and torches.

 

The longer you wait, the more people will come, but you really only need a 4:1 ratio of Broomstick people to bullies to make sure you'll win.

 

8. Point directly at the bullies with a fiery passion and yell even louder "THOSE ARE THE GUYS!!! THEY'RE CAUSING SHENANIGANS!!!!

 

And watch the magic of 54 (more or less) angry broomstick wielding mobsters brutally attacking your bullies.

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XD Shaco' date=' i might try that someday. XD I can just imagine it, ill just get some collage students pissed.

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Do it, it works every time ^^

 

 

cool! but is that seroius?

 

Does it look like I'm joking... oh, you can't see my face... well this is what my expression looks like.

 

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