Qu@ke Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Once when I was twelve I was playing table tennis at a party and was getting so into it I dived for a ball straight into the food table and spilled everything and got potato salad on my cloths; it was hilarious. What embarrassing at the time but funny later stories do you guys have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Last year I laughed so hard once, I pissed myself. Not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Last year I laughed so hard once, I pissed myself. Not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I did something pretty embarrassing at my graduation twelves days ago. Thankfully, barely anyone saw it! xD So...it was storming like crazy. I mean POURING rain and everything! Well, I was out in the lobby hanging with my friends. I was in my button up shirt, nice pants, dress shoes, everything. Well, I turned and saw my little sister walk in (My dad and sister, who live in a different state, came for it). I, being as excited as I was, took off at a nice job towards her. I wanted to get there before she noticed me and yell "Surprise!". However, my mind did not register the fact the the floor was covered in water. So...I did a third base slide to her. Yep, I slipped and SLID on my side a good ten feet, then bolted straight up on my feet right in front of here. I have no idea how I did such an amazing thing, but I found it quite embarrassing. And, like I said, hardly anyone saw it! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I drop my sticks all the time when I play in public...drums...I play drums....thank you vury much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I trip. All day, every day. And these instances aren't just a walk in the park, trip, and get back up without a word. Oh, NO. It's a mighty big production due to the people who end up being around me during the fall! It's very embarrassing, but I start laughing once I hit the floor, so it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 One time I sharted my self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 My school band was getting ready to play a really solemn song in our dress rehersal my freshman year. Naturally, I put the clarinet to my lips and accidentally let loose a huge "SQUAWK", freezing the entire band. Thank god that it was just the dress rehearsal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 [quote name='Clair' timestamp='1306986725' post='5248113'] My school band was getting ready to play a really solemn song in our dress rehersal my freshman year. Naturally, I put the clarinet to my lips and accidentally let loose a huge "SQUAWK", freezing the entire band. Thank god that it was just the dress rehearsal. [/quote] You cant pressure the reed so much. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Probably loads of times in the past. The most recently is when I couldn't stop laughing when I was around my friend's, I have no idea why I started and no idea how to stop....that's happened like 3 times to me, twice at her's. Another time a friend of mine made me start laughing while I was drinking and I couldn't stop choking, scared the life out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Marching band. I played Sousaphone(hope I spelled that right). We were playing Proud Mary and were at the part where I'm marching backwards really fast. Fell over backwards. Don't worry though, the Sousaphone was fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qu@ke Posted June 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 ^Youch, that's kind of a heavy instrument dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Duelist404 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 When I was 12 I was in class and some guy was making armpit farts like really really loud. And long. Right when it was quiet to. He got detention and ended it with, well if thats how we do it then. He had to leave the class for making dog sounds after. I laughed so hard I got dizzy and fell out of my chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 i let my pants fall down. it's okay, i have intentions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Walking up them stairs at school. Decided that instead of normally taking two at a time, I'd only do one. I tripped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A._Sakuyamon Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I was in home-ech around the last 9-weeks of my last year in high school and we had a guest speaker. So she holds up a bottle of Soy sauce and asks whats it is made of. Not even thinking of the question I blurt out "I don't know but it sure taste good" seconds later I realize my mistake. Luckly no one laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 It took me a second to realize what you did wrong! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Comedy = Tragedy + Time So I guess you could say all those murdered babies are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 My friend told meh a story so sick that my Caterpie evolved into a Metapod and used its newly-learnt attack. My gawd, what's so funny 'bout my Samurott using Bulk Up then Megahorn? Well, at least it didn't release a Hydro Pump. If not it would be mar embarassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 [quote name='♪♫ SF-A2★Miki ♫♪' timestamp='1307076996' post='5250324'] My friend told meh a story so sick that my Caterpie evolved into a Metapod and used its newly-learnt attack. My gawd, what's so funny 'bout my Samurott using Bulk Up then Megahorn? Well, at least it didn't release a Hydro Pump. If not it would be mar embarassing. [/quote] Or worse. Thrash Thrash Thrash Thrash Splash Snore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 OH EM GEE!!! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 I have lots of Clarinet related giggles, mainly involving squeaking during important performances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Just on Friday, we had a school-field trip. We were at the park, and I see a caterpillar. So what do I do? I yell out, "OMFG IT'S A CATERPI," not realizing what I had said until a couple seconds later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 [quote name='Xazeon' timestamp='1307279843' post='5256548'] Just on Friday, we had a school-field trip. We were at the park, and I see a caterpillar. So what do I do? I yell out, "OMFG IT'S A CATERPI," not realizing what I had said until a couple seconds later. [/quote] I would've started looking for my pokeball as soon as you said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Oh getting ready to throw your balls at that thing's more embarassing alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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