~NOiSE~ Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'm sure you all know someone that likes to try to be funny, but always ends up saying the wrong thing. Like a particular friend I have, who always thinks what he says is funny, but it's really not the least bit amusing. For example, I was talking to him about a a best friend I have that recently made a mistake with her at-the-time boyfriend, and ended up being pregnant with twins. I was obviously very concerned about her, and missed her very much since she lives far away. His response was "Have you asked her if she's tried the coat hangar yet?" It took every bit of restraint I had and then some to keep myself from decking him in the face. Discuss people who take their comedy too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qu@ke Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 my budy Roger, I use his real name cause he'll never in hell ever use this forum, he does this every day of his freaking life like it's his freaking job. I had to limit my hang out time with him because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 inb4ADHD-Guitargetsmentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 I say myself actually. I have a bad sense of humor, acquired it through genes from my dad. Sometimes, I might accidentally say something bad. Seriously, I told a joke almost every day of the year, and only got 5 times where they laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 I can be one of those people, but only IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Racism. And almost every sort of joke that comes at me is a bad joke in all definitions. I dun get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowserpent Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Jokes to far, interesting. People know not to tell me jokes, they get on my nerves. If they do, they usually end up getting punched in the face. >w> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Darkplant - PAIN' timestamp='1307616102' post='5269018'] inb4ADHD-Guitargetsmentioned [/quote] I think you just created a paradox 0_0 OT: I've been like that before. Then I stopped trying to be funny, cuz it just made me look like more of an a****** than I actually am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Account is Unplayable Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Miror B.' timestamp='1307637856' post='5269550'] OT: I've been like that before. Then I stopped trying to be funny, cuz it just made me look like more of an a****** than I actually am. [/quote] Basically this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Qu@ke' timestamp='1307613802' post='5268994'] my budy Roger, I use his real name cause he'll never in hell ever use this forum, he does this every day of his freaking life like it's his freaking job. I had to limit my hang out time with him because of it. [/quote] Oooh, you used his real name! Gee, I hope he doesn't find out! Him and all the other Rogers in the world >_> [quote name='Darkplant - PAIN' timestamp='1307616102' post='5269018'] inb4ADHD-Guitargetsmentioned [/quote] Yup. That's a +1 moment. OT: My humor and my arrogance don't mix. Either I'm being funny, or I'm being a douche bag, but I don't take my humor to parts that might offend whoever is within earshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 My scenario is a little different, but i know what you mean. Mate in my group might say something that happened recently and make it funny, then someone else would say something like "And 10 years later this happened!" And everyone just stares. feel like saving them the humilations by interrupting. "And 10 years late-!" "No, nothing happened 10 years later." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 My friend's Cousin always laughs at his own Jokes, and I mean a real Horsey Laugh. So damn annoying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I am so cruel with my jokes however some people laugh at it and some people don't well... Not my problem if you don't like iut then please leave cuzz there is no point in you listening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 [quote name='Jester Head' timestamp='1307602461' post='5268890'] I'm sure you all know someone that likes to try to be funny, but always ends up saying the wrong thing. Like a particular friend I have, who always thinks what he says is funny, but it's really not the least bit amusing. For example, I was talking to him about a a best friend I have that recently made a mistake with her at-the-time boyfriend, and ended up being pregnant with twins. I was obviously very concerned about her, and missed her very much since she lives far away. His response was "Have you asked her if she's tried the coat hangar yet?" It took every bit of restraint I had and then some to keep myself from decking him in the face. Discuss people who take their comedy too far. [/quote] That's actually quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='Jester Head' timestamp='1307602461' post='5268890'] I'm sure you all know someone that likes to try to be funny, but always ends up saying the wrong thing. Like a particular friend I have, who always thinks what he says is funny, but it's really not the least bit amusing. For example, I was talking to him about a a best friend I have that recently made a mistake with her at-the-time boyfriend, and ended up being pregnant with twins. I was obviously very concerned about her, and missed her very much since she lives far away. His response was "Have you asked her if she's tried the coat hangar yet?" It took every bit of restraint I had and then some to keep myself from decking him in the face. Discuss people who take their comedy too far. [/quote] Your friend is freaking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 My fiance's great grandfather went to a holocaust foundation in his old German uniform from WWII. Then his great-grandfather's friend from the Japanese air force from WWII came to a Veteran meeting. Also, his grandfather's name back in WWII was Johannes Zukertort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~NOiSE~ Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='Kizzi' timestamp='1307838660' post='5275908'] Your friend is freaking hilarious. [/quote] It's a little different when you've known the girl for ten years and wish you could be more than friends. It's kind of a touchy subject, and I didn't take kindly to him making a crude joke out of it. Anyone else, I would've laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='Jester Head' timestamp='1307841168' post='5276015'] It's a little different when you've known the girl for ten years and wish you could be more than friends. It's kind of a touchy subject, and I didn't take kindly to him making a crude joke out of it. Anyone else, I would've laughed. [/quote] Which is why the rest of us laughed, because we don't know your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~NOiSE~ Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1307841399' post='5276030'] Which is why the rest of us laughed, because we don't know your friend. [/quote] I never questioned why you were laughing. Just explaining why is wasn't particularly funny to me. O-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='Jester Head' timestamp='1307841495' post='5276035'] I never questioned why you were laughing. Just explaining why is wasn't particularly funny to me. O-o [/quote] And we understand. Maybe I should feel bad about laughing at abortion jokes, but for some reason they're always funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='Jester Head' timestamp='1307841168' post='5276015'] It's a little different when you've known the girl for ten years and wish you could be more than friends. It's kind of a touchy subject, and I didn't take kindly to him making a crude joke out of it. Anyone else, I would've laughed. [/quote] I don't see how it would be any different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Can I discuss people who take things too seriously instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~NOiSE~ Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Maybe I should change the topic to "what do you think of annoying douchebags?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirr Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 [quote name='Jester Head' timestamp='1307841168' post='5276015'] It's a little different when you've known the girl for ten years and wish you could be more than friends. It's kind of a touchy subject, and I didn't take kindly to him making a crude joke out of it. Anyone else, I would've laughed. [/quote] Well, [i]did[/i] she give the coat hanger a shot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Well...I did an abortion joke on another forum once...and everyone ignored me for like...five minutes. This is what happened: Me: Ugh! I'm so glad I dumped her! Guy: Whatever! You love her! Me: The hell I do!!! >.< Girl: Yes...yes you do. Don't deny it DK!!!! D: Me: No I don't! She's an annoying little [insert word]!!! Guy: Is that why she is pregnant? Me: ....oh crap....*starts pushing big red button* ABORT! ABORT!!!! I SAID ABORT DAMN IT!!!!!!! >.< Anybody know why they got mad and said I went to far? :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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