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Anonymous Card Set (Not Jokes)

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This is my attempt to personify the autonomous sub-culture of Anonymous in Yu-Gi-Oh card form. I'll skip the pleasantries, since many of you probably understand at least some of said culture. Some of the names may seem offensive (referring to those containing a synonym for those men interested in other men), but that's for you to deal with. It's a card name and a word, not referring to anyone in particular, so there is no reason to be offended. Also, though there are indeed memes used in this set, it is not a joke-centric topic from the standpoint of card standards. Do not confuse the two.

[spoiler=Monster Cards and Token][IMG]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4511/anontypea.jpg[/IMG]
This card can only be Summoned while you control "Anonymous - The Autonomous Internet Collective". Both players take no Battle Damage from battles involving this card. This card gains 600 ATK for each "Anon" monster you control. This card cannot be destroyed by card effects while you control another "Anon" monster. When this card is destroyed by battle, you can pay 500 Life Points to Special Summon 1 "Raidfag Token" (Warrior-Type/DARK/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) to your side of the field. You take no Battle Damage from battles involving "Raidfag Tokens".


[IMG]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/5898/anontypeb.jpg[/IMG]
This card can only be Summoned while you control "Anonymous - The Autonomous Internet Collective". Both players take no Battle Damage from battles involving this card. This card gains 500 ATK for each "Anon" monster you control. This card cannot be destroyed by card effects while you control another "Anon" monster. When this card is destroyed by battle, add 1 "Anon Type-A" from your Deck to your hand.

[IMG]http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/2372/anontypec.jpg[/IMG]
This card can only be Summoned while you control "Anonymous - The Autonomous Internet Collective". Both players take no Battle Damage from battles involving this card. This card gains 400 ATK for each "Anon" monster you control. This card cannot be destroyed by card effects while you control another "Anon" monster. When this card is attacked and destroyed by battle, decrease the attacking monster's ATK and DEF by 1000 points and negate their effects whiile you control 2 or more "Anon" monsters.

[IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2165/newfagc.jpg[/IMG]
When this card is Summoned, roll a six-sided die. If you rolled a 1-5, Banish this card. If you rolled a 6, treat this face-up card as an "Anon" monster. This card loses 300 ATK each time an "Anon" monster you control is destroyed by battle. When your opponent activates a Trap Card during your turn, destroy this card. If you do not control "Anonymous, the Autonomous Internet Collective" during your End Phase, destroy this card.

[IMG]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9855/raidfagtoken.jpg[/IMG][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Spells and Traps][spoiler=Internet Memes][IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5255/internetmemeticaserieso.jpg[/IMG]
During the Standby Phase, the turn player loses Life Points equal to the total Level of "Anon" monsters their opponent controls x 150. Once per turn, the turn player can select 1 Level 3 or lower Monster Card in their Deck, show it to their opponent, and add it to their hand. If the card added to their hand is an "Anon" monster, the card can be Special Summoned to their side of the field in Defense Position.

[IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1799/internetmemeticbuyadog.jpg[/IMG]
You can only activate this card when 2 or more "Anon" monsters you control are destroyed. Special Summon 1 Level 3 or lower Beast-Type monster from your hand or Deck in Attack Position. The Special Summoned monster cannot change its Battle Position and cannot be destroyed by battle. When the Special Summoned monster is attacked, you can discard 1 card return the attacking monster to its owner's hand. (Damage Calculation is applied normally.)

[IMG]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7365/internetmemeticcoolstor.jpg[/IMG]
Negate the activation and effect of an Effect Monster your opponent controls. Select 1 card you control. The selected monster cannot be targeted by the effect of an Effect Monster while you control it.

[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/1920/internetmemeticjesuschr.jpg[/IMG]
(Name shortened for spacing purposes. The full meme is "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR")
When your opponent Summons a Level 7 or higher non-Effect Monster, return all monsters you control to your hand. If a non-Effect Monster attacks this turn, you can pay 600 Life Points to return the attacking monster to its owner's hand.

[IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4668/internetmemeticspoilera.jpg[/IMG]
When your opponent Sets a card, pay 800 Life Points to flip it face-up. Flip Effects are not activated at this time. If the Set card is an Effect Monster, destroy it and negate its effect. If the Set card is a non-Effect Monster, leave it face-up. If the Set Card is a Trap Card, return it to the top of its owner's Deck. If the Set card is a Spell Card, return it to its original Position. Your opponent cannot activate the card during their next turn.[/spoiler]

[IMG]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/4755/anonymousraid.jpg[/IMG]
Inflict Effect Damage to your opponent equal to the number of "Anon" monsters you control x 200. Spell and Effect Monster Cards cannot be chained to this effect.

[IMG]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8595/anonymoustheautonomousi.jpg[/IMG]
Pay 1000 Life Points to activate this card. Once per turn, you can Normal Summon 1 extra "Anon" monster from your hand or discard 1 Monster Card to Special Summon 1 "Anon" monster from your Graveyard. During each of your End Phases, pay 100 Life Points for each "Anon" monster you control. When an "Anon" monster you control is destroyed by battle, you can pay 200 Life Points to Special Summon up to 1 "Raidfag Token" (Warrior-Type/DARK/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0). You take no Battle Damage from battles involving "Raidfag Tokens".[/spoiler]

I do not represent any part of the group or their aims. I do not encourage or condemn their actions in any way. I simply wish to undertake this small project. Any proposals of additions are welcome, but don't expect them to be used. If they are, you'll be placed in the "Creator" section of the created card.

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Well They Are Pretty Good Just The Pics Dont Look Like They Would Go With Yugioh Cards But I Guess Thats Why Its Not In Realistic Cards But All In All 7/10

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Thanks. There aren't many images about this topic that would fit with the type of image used on regular cards, so I just used the ones that would be most representative.

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I'd gladly get better pictures, but the subject matter isn't going to supply images that would conform to yu-gi-oh standards. I'm afraid I can't help that. Can we focus on something besides the freaking pictures, please?

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These are interesting, but I don't like the card maker you used. If you're going to use something besides the one here then use Judas's card maker.

Is Newfag's roll effect banishes him if you roll any number from 1 to 5? If so most of the time this card will banish itself. Overall, these look good and balanced. I lol'd at Spoiler Alert and Cool Story Bro.

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Ah, I see. I use mse because I have it, and I knew these effects were going to be long. As for Newbie (I'm considering changing his name to that), yes, he banishes himself. It has the highest original attack and does not rely on other Anons, so he'd be for chance breaks early game. Something like Second Die roll would help him greatly, as would most other die roll cards. However, if you feel that that nerf and the destruction upon Trap activation is too much, I must admit that I thought it was a bit much myself. I left it that way though, to see what others thought.

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