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Ve Doctors are vat your sevace!

Here at Winchestor Medical, we take pride in being most responsive and effective medical professions in the nation. All of our staff are experts in their fields, I myself graduated top of the class with a degree in medicine and surgical procedures at John Hopkins. Gold was valedictorian at his high school, a Principe private school who recuits students world-wide and he most recently got his PhD in psychology and study of the human mind along side his own medical degree. So enjoy your visit and you'll be on your way soon, full of energy and fixed back up and remember:
[b][i]Your problems, are our problems.[/i][/b]

[quote name='Unownguy' timestamp='1314388884' post='5470647']
I can't stop posting here! HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAALP!
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You have severe abandonment issues, problem caused by a birth defect that came from the incestuous relationship from your great-great-great Aunt and her slave boy, her fathers secret love child. We need to get you into a visit with Dr.Gold immediately and I'll schedule surgery. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!

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[quote name='Cursed Reaction' timestamp='1314389335' post='5470662']
I recently visited a parallel universe where there is an identical clinic.

Why should I not visit there instead of here?
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Because you came here, your internal self commanded you that the false world would have false medics run by false kings with false teeth, and they don't have dentists because their us and we don't have dentists and before you know it the false world is full of people with fake teeth and soon mechanical teeth that can bite through bone and they eat each other and thats where you don't want to be! You don't want a world of cannibalistic white teethed bastards. AND I HATE SPIDERS!

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[quote name='Unownguy' timestamp='1314389471' post='5470667']
The craziness and the german accent make me flash back to... [i]it[/i].

I should see if it updated yet...
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Your never to young to have a Vietnam Flashback *stares into pace*

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[quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1314389538' post='5470669']
I can't help but keep asking myself why this topic is up. Help?
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Because once their was this crazy guy and a enabler guy and they got together and made sweet sweet love, It was around the time these two men in California did that, that Gold was like, "Blahblahblah," I wasn't listening I had pizza rolls. But anyways, soon I say something, something so awesome! So grand! That it burned out my f***ing eyelids, so now I can't see. Thanks a lot, Bradley Copper. GO F*** YOURSELF!

[quote name='Unownguy' timestamp='1314389725' post='5470676']
Trust me, it's bad enough.

And it's a sequel, too. The first is worse.

Why do I like it, then?

Ooh, a new craziness.
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Because the number 2 is sexy. (2) Oh, look at that fine ass body, with its golden hair and perfect thighs... ... ...wait, what was your question?

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