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[center][center][font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif][size=5][b]Back then when i was 8-11, i was hella obsessed over anime and japanese stuff. hell, i even pretended i was japanese and sh*t even though im Vietnamese. I guess puberty happened when i was 12 and i lost interest and focused more on real life stuff like girls and my social life , im 15 now btw. Anyone had the same experience ? i mean like, i still watch naruto if that counts lol. Maybe its because i didn't have much friends back then before puberty hit me. [/b][/size][/font][/center][/center]

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Get out you Japanese lie.
What a stupid gaijin’ll die!
DIE DIE!
GREAT EQUALIZER TO THE DEATH!

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[quote name='J-Max' timestamp='1315791114' post='5508718']
Th word that is stick in my head is "Kimochi". I watch too much Hentai <_<
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Oh shut up ya' horny bastard. XD


There a 3 stages of Weeabooism.

Stage 1: Toonami Saturday Naruto Hour. This stage involves you only watching one anime (Naruto) and TIVO'ing it so you can watch it later. You show little interest in the other shows Toonami and or Cartoon Network show.

Stage 2: Awkward School Manga Reader. This stage involves you buying manga and bringing it to school because you have free time after class. You usually get stares and people ask what you re reading and thinking you're a retard. You now also wear rainbow color bracelets and have a handbag with Japanese Characters on it and not know what they mean.

Stage 3: Half Fluent In Japanese/Fapping to Hentai. This stage could go either 2 ways. 1) You watch so much anime that you know how to say many Japanese words, or 2) You masturbate to Hentai. Nuff said.

After you reach stage 3, you try to get into Japanese culture and go to anime conventions. Then there's no turning back.

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[quote name='Miror B.' timestamp='1315794496' post='5508860']
I thought weeaboo meant more of a person who was so obsessed with anime and manga that they THINK they know Japanese when all they really know is "Honto Kawaiii!!!!" (spelling may be wrong), and they insist that Japan is the perfect country. I didn't think Hentai meant weeaboo.
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It can be involved with it.

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[quote name='~Lawliet~' timestamp='1315793929' post='5508837']

Oh shut up ya' horny bastard. XD


There a 3 stages of Weeabooism.

Stage 1: Toonami Saturday Naruto Hour. This stage involves you only watching one anime (Naruto) and TIVO'ing it so you can watch it later. You show little interest in the other shows Toonami and or Cartoon Network show.

Stage 2: Awkward School Manga Reader. This stage involves you buying manga and bringing it to school because you have free time after class. You usually get stares and people ask what you re reading and thinking you're a retard. You now also wear rainbow color bracelets and have a handbag with Japanese Characters on it and not know what they mean.

Stage 3: Half Fluent In Japanese/Fapping to Hentai. This stage could go either 2 ways. 1) You watch so much anime that you know how to say many Japanese words, or 2) You masturbate to Hentai. Nuff said.

After you reach stage 3, you try to get into Japanese culture and go to anime conventions. Then there's no turning back.
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H-how did you know!?

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[quote name='Miror B.' timestamp='1315864361' post='5510308']
She's taken Raine.

Btw that place has a bunch of random stories, including one where somebody went to an anime convention and people couldn't figure out that somebody else was actually strangling her and that it wasn't an act.
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Thats what happened with Abraham Lincoln. When he was shot and Booth jumped down onto the stage and yelled at the audience, the audience was under the impression it was part of the play as none of them had seen "My American Cousin" and laughed at the spectacle. It wasn't until 15 minuted later that somebody yelled the President had been shot when everybody got the picture.

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[quote name='Raine™' timestamp='1315866055' post='5510392']
Anime Conventions need a safe word... like... Constantinople.
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I have to disagree. Constantinople was notable for having an almost impenetrable wall and it was constantly besieged not only as being a valued trade city but also so generals could take the title of being the person who besieged the wall and succeeded. And they never made it. That city was far from safe.

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