Apostle of Calamity Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Post your jokes here! Because laughs are awesome to have. For jokes you feel are maybe inappropriate but funny, post them in a spoiler and just say warning and whatever you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greiga Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Wanna know what makes me smile? [spoiler answer]Face muscles[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 [quote name='Tentacruel' timestamp='1316115512' post='5516704'] How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [/quote] Absolutely none. We have people that do that for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 That was actually the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Why did the Groom cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Kt_yYbqGc2M/TbA8GwWdaxI/AAAAAAAAAMM/Ix-o0a3-QU0/s1600/son-connery-so-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-with-a-monkey-i-forgot-the-rest-of-the-joke-but-your-mom-is-a-whore.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lighbulb? [spoiler=Answer]Only 1, but it takes an entire arch and a special to do it.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1316121655' post='5516856'] YCM. [/quote] We know, and it isn't safe to go alone. Take this: [img]http://nextgenerationconsulting.com/assets/images/Blog%20Images/Hand_Holding_Rock.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Democracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 [quote name='~Lawliet~' timestamp='1316134876' post='5517371'] Politics. [/quote] Fixed. OT: Kids these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 [quote name='Akira' timestamp='1316121313' post='5516846'] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Kt_yYbqGc2M/TbA8GwWdaxI/AAAAAAAAAMM/Ix-o0a3-QU0/s1600/son-connery-so-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-with-a-monkey-i-forgot-the-rest-of-the-joke-but-your-mom-is-a-whore.jpg[/img] [/quote] Winning! Anyways, IMO racism jokes are the funniest. Not that I'm racist or anything, but they just make me laugh. Especially when used against white people XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Where do black people keep their money? [spoiler=answer] In a white guy's wallet. [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MibeR Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Warning. The real monalisa is founded [sPOILER='warning'] [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/600/bean20mona20lisa1.jpg/][IMG]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1655/bean20mona20lisa1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 How many saiyans does it take take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes. Did I ever tell you guys about the one time me and my buddy Keith... (random story from L4D2). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 [quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1316226915' post='5519589'] How many saiyans does it take take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes. [/quote] I'm pretty sure I beat ya to that one Pinkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 [spoiler=joke #1] Person1: Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person2: Sure Person1: *knock-knock* Person2: Come in Person1: [img]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/poker-face-meme.jpg[/img][/spoiler] [spoiler=joke #2] Person1: Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person2: Sure Person1: Ok you start. Person2: *knock-knock* Person1: Who's there? Person2: ?????? *awkward silence*[/spoiler] [spoiler=joke #3] What's the best part about an unfinished joke?[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name='Miror B.' timestamp='1316227670' post='5519624'] I'm pretty sure I beat ya to that one Pinkie. [/quote] F##K! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Don't worry Pinkie, we still love you <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 You do? Let's hope [size=1][b][i][u][s][sub]you don't find out about RD and me.[/sub][/s][/u][/i][/b][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoaringSilence0 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name='Sonic Dragon' timestamp='1316311568' post='5521690'] Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" [/quote] Cruelty at it's finest. [font="Verdana"][size="2"]Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer: 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. The CPU has a gun rack mount. 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer... The mouse is referred to as a "critter". [/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 You never forget your first kiss, which is why it's so hard to forgive my father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoaringSilence0 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Top 10 reasons why hockey is better than women 1. In hockey, everyone likes it rough. 2. You only gt 5 minutes for fighting. 3. 'Puck' is not a dirty word. 4. You don't have to play in the neutral zone. 5. It's possible to score a few times a night. 6. When you 'pull the goalie' nobody gets pregnant. 7. Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring. 8. You can always get new wood if your stick breaks. 9. The zamboni gets to clean up the mess. 10. Periods only last 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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