Darth Revan of the Sith Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 [center]"I just put the directions in the Topic Title why should I repeat myself in the first post?" -Me[/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 ^Because you like contradicting yourself. “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again. Because that's mean." - random bumper sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 [center]Ok time to get serial...[/center] [center]"Those who commit suicide obviously know nothing about death,the same goes for those who take it for granted and refuse to live it to the fullest."-FDR in response to recent suicides off Golden Gate Bridge[/center] [center]"Take life's embrace, not God's" -Leonardo de ser Piero Davinci[/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 “It’s like that moment when you first wake up but you’re not really sure that you’re awake yet. …. You hear sounds like your parents walking around the house or the alarm going off, and you can feel yourself in your bed, but your mind is still somewhere else. Nothing feels real yet, even though you know that it is. Somehow everything real feels like a dream, even though you know that it isn’t. And you know that you can make everything real again if you just get up out of bed but you don’t really want to. That’s what it feels like now - all day, every day. It feels like I’m still half asleep and I can’t wake myself up. I guess I don’t want to. I guess I know that if I wake myself up and get on with my life, it’ll be like it never happened. Like she never happened. And I guess that’s what I wanted. I made that choice. I said that I didn’t need her. I said that it’s okay to let her go because I never knew her, I would never know her and I wouldn’t ever miss her. So I can’t see her. I can’t write to her. I can’t want to see her or write to her because if I do, that means that I was wrong about me not needing her. And if I was wrong about that, then maybe I was wrong about all of it. Maybe I’ve already made the biggest mistake of my life.” -Head Full of Doubt, Road Full of Promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." (Seconds before he was shot below the left eye) - Gen. John Sedgwick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Holy Hell! ~ Me Sweet jumping mother of trducking god. ~ Me. The Whole "Say What Again!" thing ~ Samuel L. Jackson And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W33HRc1A6c&list=FLo8Lbr0q--jnlhRmuMP43yQ&index=15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 [url="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/ed/Sniper_specialcompleted45.wav"]"Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 [quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1319487921' post='5598347'] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W33HRc1A6c&list=FLo8Lbr0q--jnlhRmuMP43yQ&index=15[/media] [/quote] That man has nihilsim problems xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 [quote name='Remo S. Valentine' timestamp='1319488680' post='5598397'] That man has nihilsim problems xD [/quote] He was a good man. Shhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 [quote name='Sage of Dreams' timestamp='1319486479' post='5598296'] ^Because you like contradicting yourself. “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson, Portal 2 [/quote] Good, but even better: "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Of course justice always wins! That's because the winner becomes the new justice!" -Some guy in the One Piece manga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "I think; Therefore, I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Percival Cox Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman."- Dr. Cox "Okay, think of what little patience I have as... oh, I don't know... your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends... well, he dropped by, and he brought a copy of "About Last Night" and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. " -Dr. Cox [/obvious for me] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Here's what I have that you don't! A functioning liver, depth perception, AND A PULSE! ~ Spy from TF2 "Pop quiz, how does it take to beat a moron to death? *buzzer noise* Times up, your dead." ~ Scout from TF2 "Oh there' gonna glue ya back together... IN HELL!" ~ Meet the Demoman/Demoman from TF2 "Look look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve practical problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall under your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practice problems. For instance: How am I gonna' stop some big mean mubber' hubber' from tearing me a new structurally superfluous new behind? The answer...?: Use a gun. If that don't work, use MORE gun. Like this: Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted lil' ol' number designed by me... Built by me... And you best hope... Not pointed at you." ~ Meet the Engineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 [size=3][font=times new roman,times,serif]"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how." - Friedrich Nietzsche[/font][/size] [size=3][font=times new roman,times,serif]"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."[/font][/size] [size=3][font=times new roman,times,serif]-Mark Twain[/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "If your looking for the Ultimate Thirlla it's me Freakzilla" "When the Big Bad Booty Daddy is on top I'll keep it nice and tight, if you whisper something nice I'll make you scream twice. and I won't stop until you scream Boom Shaka Laka' "This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me!" "There's nothing finer then Scott Steiner!" "DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!" "So DDP, when you in the hospital screaming in pain...your wife is going to be on her back screaming my name!" "Your not the man, your not Big Poppa Pump, your not the Big Bad Booty daddy, Your not Freakzilla" "There's only two things I care about, my freaks and my peaks" "Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpé puppy come out here and say he's still the man!" "He's s'posed to be the limousine-ridin', jet-flyin' son of a gun, but I'm sayin' ONE TIME, you shoulda took a cab and used that money to fix yourse crooked, yellow teeth!" "Do you want to be mesmerized by the physical phenomenon?" "Any of you Hooches out there, wanna get some action? The Big Bad Booty Daddy will give you satisfaction!" "I'm not only a man, I'm a Genetic Freak!" "Christian Cage, you made a big mistake bein' in Sting's corner. And when people make mistakes, the Big Bad Booty Daddy makes them pay for it!" "But you don't know me, and you don't know what I'm caple of." "Everybody knowww…wants to know where I've been…" [b]"The way I see it, you already got two strikes against ya. One; you're not big enough, or strong enough to go one on one with the genetic freak. The other thing is, you're from that stinking country you call Canada. So watch, I think it's your time, to go back up, to that cesspool, that place we call MEXICO NORTH. And I apologize to all the Mexicans out there."[/b] "See, everybody knows American white trash is up here-" (puts a hand above his head for emphasis) "-and then Canadian white trash is way down here." (points down to the ground for emphasis) "So Christian Cage, I got a question for ya: what's it like knowing you're the lowest form of homie sapien there is!?" [b]"See when I have my freaks horizontal, they understand size, they appreciate size, and size does matter. And they know that they don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47-degree axis so the stars can smuck the sky and create a equalax, so they can see the big dipper. No no no. All they gotta do is call up the big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the big dipper, and satisfaction's comin when I gobehein and do the bump'n'grind and its only a matter of time before they call me the BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!"[/b] "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! NO SHUT UP NED! Get a GPS in this thing! You're a redneck! You drive a redneck truck! Yuri dump! Get my bags! GIT MAH BRAAAGS! And you can shine my shoes if I want ya to!" "I'm doing him an egg! You're not me and you paris! I'm sanding into your dumb redneck ass! I'm hungry!" [size=5][b]"You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to Lauren) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with Joe?"[/b][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "You ca- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TALK ABOUT BEARDS FOR TOO LONG!" ~Simon Lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apostle of Calamity Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Never hire a Priest to do Gods work." -George Washington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people. " "Hate is more lasting than dislike. " "Great liars are also great magicians" "It is always more difficult to fight against faith than against knowledge." "Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election." "Words build bridges into unexplored regions. " - Adolf Hitler “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” - Epicurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "I'd rather be without reason, than without a reason why." - Me. "The cause of our shame is from our otherselfs We deny them,yet they show themself Ourself. More than anything,we are one yet two. The cause of death is .. The cause of death is because we were too weak to fight ourselfs." - Close friend of mine. "Never underestimate your importance." - My mentor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 [quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1319505129' post='5599010'] "Look look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve practical problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall under your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practice problems. For instance: How am I gonna' stop some big mean mubber' hubber' from tearing me a new structurally superfluous new behind? The answer...?: Use a gun. If that don't work, use MORE gun. Like this: Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted lil' ol' number designed by me... Built by me... And you best hope... Not pointed at you." ~ Meet the Engineer [/quote] Good, but this is better. [size=3] [size=4]"Hey look buddy, I'm a Kappa. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "How do I stop sucking at Touhou?", because that relies within the conundrums of your mentality. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean loli from taking my cucumbers? The answer- is danmaku. And if that don't work, use more danmaku."[/size][/size][size=3] [size=4]"MY CONTINUES!"[/size][/size][size=3] [size=4]"Like this here Monster Cucumber designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... not pointed at you." (Nitori Kawashiro)[/size][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 [quote name='Sage of Dreams' timestamp='1319520302' post='5599499'] Good, but this is better. [size=3][size=4]"Hey look buddy, I'm a Kappa. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "How do I stop sucking at Touhou?", because that relies within the conundrums of your mentality. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean loli from taking my cucumbers? The answer- is danmaku. And if that don't work, use more danmaku."[/size][/size] [size=3][size=4]"MY CONTINUES!"[/size][/size] [size=3][size=4]"Like this here Monster Cucumber designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... not pointed at you." (Nitori Kawashiro)[/size][/size] [/quote] I don't get it... So to me, I think TF2 version is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Courage isn't the absence of Fear, it's action despite Fear" "Go until you can go no more, and then do one more" "All I know is that I know nothing" "Descention is the greatest form of Patritoism" "Going that extra round when you do't think you can, that's what makes the difference in your life." "No child is born into this world with sin" "'Do you think i should really have been born?' 'That's something you will see, as you live'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 ^^Nevermind then. "After changes upon changes, we are more or less the same. After changes we are more or less the same." (Paul Simon, The Boxer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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