Fh-Fh Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 While I'm waiting for my question to be answered in the Questions and Help section, I thought I might just start a thread. I'll start. During elementary school, I used to yell SUPER SPEED when running, thinking it might make me go faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myst Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I seriously thought I was a Pokemon, when I was 5 or 6 years old =/ It's pretty stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 When I was younger, I said that when I become 15 I will be a ruler. Now I have to do measurements for my friends when they have nothing. I swear, I am the smartest or was the smartest kid alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I once stood on top of an electric box and cried curses at people who drove by, Good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 When I was in grade school, I got a pair of stretchy waste-band pants, so I was in class one day and I showed this girl how stretchy my pants were(not my underpants mind you, just my pants) by stretching the front side. Needless to say, I was not allowed to go on the field trip that day. ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I was so socially awkward when I moved to California. Also, when I first moved to America (I went to Texas), sometimes I would accidentally talk in Tagalog. >.< It made the other kids confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnpsy Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 If I were to so much as start listing just the notable ones, we'd be here all day. Yeah, let's just say I was the class clown and leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I don't remember any at the moment. But I heard about this guy who promised a girl he'd come for her in a white horse when they were kids.... he didn't. She murdered his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 [quote name='Yasu' timestamp='1323845061' post='5705953'] I don't remember any at the moment. But I heard about this guy who promised a girl he'd come for her in a white horse when they were kids.... he didn't. She murdered his family. [/quote] D: OT: When I was but a wee lad I felt compelled to run on stage during church and rock out on air guitar. AND I DID. 8D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Account is Unplayable Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 [quote name='burnpsy' timestamp='1323844104' post='5705947'] If I were to so much as start listing just the notable ones, we'd be here all day. Yeah, let's just say I was the class clown and leave it at that. [/quote] Pretty much this exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travie Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 When I was 4 or something I apparently asked my mother in a ladies bathroom full of ladies why her vagina was so hairy. Needless to say, that caused her plenty of embarrassment. .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 [quote name='Travie' timestamp='1323867601' post='5706140'] When I was 4 or something I apparently asked my mother in a ladies bathroom full of ladies why her vagina was so hairy. Needless to say, that caused her plenty of embarrassment. .-. [/quote] I'm sorry, but that's absolutely hysterical. My whole childhood was an embarassment... Worst was probably playing Dragonball Z with my bud at recess instead of freeze tag like the cool kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 This isn't really embarrassing, but when I was young, I knocked my heater onto the carpet and danced on it while the living room caught on fire. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Told a racist joke in a Black Baptist Church. ~Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 [quote name='Izaya Orihara' timestamp='1323894452' post='5706749'] Told a racist joke in a Black Baptist Church. ~Good times. [/quote] ....Dude, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 [quote name='Lunæ' timestamp='1323894941' post='5706789'] ....Dude, wow. [/quote] I was young and reckless. Got ahead of the convo and it just happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira/Godzilla Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 when i was about 6 i threw sand at someone and legged it for no reason at all. and when i was 2 i could pronounce long words right but when i said foxes i accidentally said....well you get the idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I was horrible at a social life so I had minimal friends and I was a crybaby, so my entire childhood has been a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I could be one of popular kids in school probably, except I was a moron in elementry school. For example, for a while my friend and I were convinced the Force was real. So we threw a rock at another guy and said if he focused on it, he wouldn't get hit. Apparently, he didn't focus enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Mine's just nasty. [spoiler=Caution, disgusting.] Well one day when I was eight or something, I found out that if I put my penis on the floor and wiggle it around it feels good. So I basically had sex with the floor. Then when I got older, semen started to come out and I thought I had cancer, causing me to freak out and tell my parents. And they uncomfortably told me I was masturbating.[/spoiler] Soooooo awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nɇvɇrmorɇ Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I prefer not thinking back to my childhood. I didn't do anything really embarrassing, but I did a whole bunch of little things almost everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1323902240' post='5707149'] Mine's just nasty. [spoiler=Caution, disgusting.] Well one day when I was eight or something, I found out that if I put my penis on the floor and wiggle it around it feels good. So I basically had sex with the floor. Then when I got older, semen started to come out and I thought I had cancer, causing me to freak out and tell my parents. And they uncomfortably told me I was masturbating.[/spoiler] Soooooo awkward. [/quote]Duuuuude. Nice. I ended up swearing in 2nd grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 I stuck paper clips into electrical outlets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [quote name='Light Υagami' timestamp='1323896911' post='5706873'] I was horrible at a social life so I had minimal friends and I was a crybaby, so my entire childhood has been a mess. [/quote] This kinda speaks me. I was the annoying one, and, at five, the only one reading chapter books. I was reading as soon as I was talking. And I get nervous kinda easily. Let me think... poisoned myself twice, asked my dad what a whore was in a public place, ran down the driveway naked. As a baby, with a cop driving by, too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Ah Bullshit Childhood Romance I kid you not, in the first or second grade, I challenged some 4th grader to a fight over some girl Needless to say, I got my ass whooped but because I landed some good hits, I became popular pretty quick. Then I moved to Ohio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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