JadenxAtemYAOI Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 A lot of things that I will keep quiet. I was really violent. I was spaztic enough in seventh grade I flipped my chair and myself from so much caffeine. I once rolled up golden foil that was from a potato at the age of nine and made it look like a joint and went around the lunch room with it in my mouth. I also put gold foil in a hershey bar and yelled "I found the last golden ticket" then ran out of the classroom and slammed my head into a door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I acted out Pokemon battles on the playground and had a really weird habit involving twirling my hair with writing utensils. I had a spell in middleschool when I was depressed most of the time and didn't talk to many people. Dark ages, indeed. (I still do act out those Pokemon battles. By myself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [quote name='Clair' timestamp='1323918949' post='5707855'] I acted out Pokemon battles on the playground and had a really weird habit involving twirling my hair with writing utensils. I had a spell in middleschool when I was depressed most of the time and didn't talk to many people. Dark ages, indeed. (I still do act out those Pokemon battles. By myself.) [/quote] Now that's something I'd like to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [quote name='Lunæ' timestamp='1323919027' post='5707858'] Now that's something I'd like to see. [/quote] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCMc6KwpLw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1323876381' post='5706230'] Worst was probably [b]pl[/b][b]aying Dragonball Z with my bud at recess instead of freeze tag like the cool kids.[/b] [/quote] Sounds like me and my friends... except replace Dragonball Z with Code Lyoko. The worst part was that we only had one girl, so one of us basically had to RP as the opposite gender so we could have an accurate cast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [quote name='Wandering Artist - Issun' timestamp='1323919367' post='5707872'] Sounds like me and my friends... except replace Dragonball Z with Code Lyoko. The worst part was that we only had one girl, so one of us basically had to RP as the opposite gender so we could have an accurate cast. [/quote] That's a lot better than 2 white boys punching and kicking at imaginary warriors on the jungle gym .__. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piekillermon Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I once got really mad at someone, so I hit him in the legs with a plastic golf club,... at church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Here's another one. [spoiler=Not really disgusting but kinda vulgar] I was at some party or whatever at my nursery school and I'm looking for a snack. I pass by a lady with a giant bowl of Goldfish in her lap and she asks me if I want to try one. I popped it in my mouth, then immediately spat it back in the bowl and walked away, ignoring the horrified look on her face.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1323902240' post='5707149'] Mine's just nasty. [spoiler=Caution, disgusting.] Well one day when I was eight or something, I found out that if I put my penis on the floor and wiggle it around it feels good. So I basically had sex with the floor. Then when I got older, semen started to come out and I thought I had cancer, causing me to freak out and tell my parents. And they uncomfortably told me I was masturbating.[/spoiler] Soooooo awkward. [/quote] LOOOOOOOL LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOL. THAT IS EFFING HILARIOUS. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Smesh is scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero~ Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 To this day, me and my brother run around outside fighting with sticks. My thumb is bruised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 [quote name='Łyra' timestamp='1323950530' post='5708368'] LOOOOOOOL LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOL. THAT IS EFFING HILARIOUS. xD [/quote] shuddup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero~ Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1323996122' post='5709680'] shuddup [/quote] Trollin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solemn Silver Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Well.. as a Kid I thought shaggy hair was cool.. Knowing my hair has extreme natural volume, it looked like a mix between shaggy, afro and women's hair.. Also when I was like 8 I used to love watching naruto.. so I started running with my arms pointing back and looking like a retard-rocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 [quote name='Ctrl+Alt+Win' timestamp='1323997348' post='5709755'] Well.. as a Kid I thought shaggy hair was cool.. Knowing my hair has extreme natural volume, it looked like a mix between shaggy, afro and women's hair.. Also when I was like 8 I used to love watching naruto.. so I started running with my arms pointing back and looking like a retard-rocket. [/quote] It was when I saw fellow 7th graders doing this on the turf field that I realized I must forever keep my anime obsession a secret lest I be scorned with ridicule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Oh, embarrassing moments. I can probably relate to almost every story on here. Except I don't feel like Multi-quoting from 3 pages. I guess the only story that stands out is when I kicked my first grade teacher in the stomach after they carried me hand-and-foot over to the principal's office. ...the same teacher that I first learned the word "f*ck" from. Another story: There were a lot of neighbors over. We were playing tag in our swimsuits (I got a few flashes ) and I got sent to my room for whacking my sister with a jump rope. Then while I was changing, I was ass naked when my sisters ran up and opened the door, where basically everyone saw me sitting there with my hands over my junk. I can still clearly remember the sound of that one black girl's laugh from that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp1at Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Ongaku Matsuri' timestamp='1324088045' post='5711870'] Oh, embarrassing moments. I can probably relate to almost every story on here. Except I don't feel like Multi-quoting from 3 pages. I guess the only story that stands out is when I kicked my first grade teacher in the stomach after they carried me hand-and-foot over to the principal's office. ...the same teacher that I first learned the word "f*ck" from. Another story: There were a lot of neighbors over. We were playing tag in our swimsuits (I got a few flashes ) and I got sent to my room for whacking my sister with a jump rope. Then while I was changing, I was ass naked when my sisters ran up and opened the door, where basically everyone saw me sitting there with my hands over my junk. I can still clearly remember the sound of that one black girl's laugh from that day. [/quote] lol! that's so funny. When I was a kid I'd run around my yard acting like a super cat, with my friends. We'd call it the The Kitty Game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Okay, this is no longer embarrassing stories. Now it's just stories of things you did as a kid. Cause I see a lack of regret in these posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero~ Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Ongaku Matsuri' timestamp='1324089343' post='5711917'] Okay, this is no longer embarrassing stories. Now it's just stories of things you did as a kid. Cause I see a lack of regret in these posts. [/quote] I regret being a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Realized I got nine likes on that story...IT'S NOT FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1324093414' post='5712074'] Realized I got nine likes on that story...IT'S NOT FUNNY [/quote] Hey at least it was your parents. If you told you're friends, that would have been the end of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero~ Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1324093414' post='5712074'] Realized I got nine likes on that story...IT'S NOT FUNNY [/quote] We're laughing with you, not at you. ... Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Aero~' timestamp='1324093611' post='5712083'] We're laughing with you, not at you. ... Nevermind. [/quote] We were laughing cause we all pictured it and it looked hilarious. Which makes us total freaks. See Smesh? You have a case here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Ongaku Matsuri' timestamp='1324093527' post='5712080'] Hey at least it was your parents. If you told you're friends, that would have been the end of you. [/quote] Well... Tbh, I told one of my friends about it...and one day in 4th grade we watched a movie and got to lay on the floor...So we...Yeah... We called it [b][i]the wiggle[/i][/b]. Teacher didn't see it though...thank baby Jesus. LOL IRONIC 6969 POSTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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