Gameking noobs 2: Attack of the noobs

[Abstract [Atrocity]]

This time around, it's personal. And hopefully really funy.

 

With my last GKO noobs thread being a success, I thought i'd make another one, this time with more nooby goodness. I'll post my best, and like the last time, you can share anything you come across. I'll put up my newest ones in a minute, I'ma little busy, but don't worry, it will be good.

[RiffMaster Alex]

one time, some n00b started summoning 5 double dude tokens on his first turn and then summoned all the monarchs from the deck! :/

[nobody9999]

I'm a noob. My first duel...oh man...was I noobish.

 

I just started without a coin toss, got all the cards from my deck, and in the end....oh god....I was like....wow, I'm suck at this.

[.:/Jishin//Enigma/:.]

I played Blue-Eyes on the first turn, of my first duel.Imageine a BLUE-EYES!!!

[Careless Whisper]

all the noobs I use flint against say that I can't equip it to his monsters, they disconnect and say that they win.

 

One the most idiotic nobs said that he canuse call of the haunted on my Darkblaze dragon, which was in my graveyard, I told him to read the card effect again because he was wrong, and that there were better cards to get from his own raveyard then my Darkblaze dragon. he disconnects and says that he won.

[Abstract [Atrocity]]

OK, it looks like I can't find the duels from the noobs I've played so I can't uload the log, but I did find this:

 

Masterofpuppets loads a deck and shuffles it.

<01:21> grovestreet loads a deck and shuffles it.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet moves Toon Summoned Skull from their hand to their graveyard.

<01:21> grovestreet moves Reload from their hand to their graveyard.

<01:21> grovestreet has rolled a 6.

<01:22> Masterofpuppets has rolled a 3.

<01:22> grovestreet moves Black Tyranno from their hand to the field.

<01:23> grovestreet is looking in their graveyard.

<01:23> grovestreet is looking in their graveyard.

<01:23> grovestreet moves Toon Summoned Skull from their graveyard to the field.

<01:23> grovestreet moves Toon World from their hand to the field.

<01:23> you can't summon that guy without tributes

<01:23> grovestreet has ended their turn.

<01:23> grovestreet changes their life points from 8000 to 7000.

<01:24> i have toon world

<01:24> you can't play black tyrano without tributes

<01:24> grovestreet adds a A counter to Black Tyranno.

<01:24> grovestreet moves Black Tyranno from the field to their graveyard.

<01:24> you still need to tribute for both of those

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:25> ok, now it's my turn...

<01:25> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:25> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:25> Masterofpuppets moves Reasoning from their hand to the field.

<01:25> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:25> WTF why are you drawing cards?

<01:25> i was getting the same as

<01:26> you

<01:26> why?

<01:26> thats why, f*****

<01:26> do you know how to play?

<01:26> yes

<01:27> oh yes, real smart. pardon your french

 

 

[Shadow Dude64]

i was slow..lol

[Guest JoshIcy]

someone just skipped my turn 2ce because i was in the lead....

[Father Wolf]

OK' date=' it looks like I can't find the duels from the noobs I've played so I can't uload the log, but I did find this:

 

Masterofpuppets loads a deck and shuffles it.

<01:21> grovestreet loads a deck and shuffles it.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:21> grovestreet moves Toon Summoned Skull from their hand to their graveyard.

<01:21> grovestreet moves Reload from their hand to their graveyard.

<01:21> grovestreet has rolled a 6.

<01:22> Masterofpuppets has rolled a 3.

<01:22> grovestreet moves Black Tyranno from their hand to the field.

<01:23> grovestreet is looking in their graveyard.

<01:23> grovestreet is looking in their graveyard.

<01:23> grovestreet moves Toon Summoned Skull from their graveyard to the field.

<01:23> grovestreet moves Toon World from their hand to the field.

<01:23> you can't summon that guy without tributes

<01:23> grovestreet has ended their turn.

<01:23> grovestreet changes their life points from 8000 to 7000.

<01:24> i have toon world

<01:24> you can't play black tyrano without tributes

<01:24> grovestreet adds a A counter to Black Tyranno.

<01:24> grovestreet moves Black Tyranno from the field to their graveyard.

<01:24> you still need to tribute for both of those

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:24> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:25> ok, now it's my turn...

<01:25> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:25> Masterofpuppets draws a card.

<01:25> Masterofpuppets moves Reasoning from their hand to the field.

<01:25> grovestreet draws a card.

<01:25> WTF why are you drawing cards?

<01:25> i was getting the same as

<01:26> you

<01:26> why?

<01:26> thats why, f*****

<01:26> do you know how to play?

<01:26> yes

<01:27> oh yes, real smart. pardon your french

 

 

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[spoiler=what i did when i read that]

 

 

i only had ppl leave one me or not respond and just make me sit there for 5 min.

[Dryad]

My only duel I had ever had on GKO was against a noob. He tried attacking me with Wild Heart, but I already activated Threatening Roar before his Battle Phase, and we had to argue for 15 minutes or so about his ability because threatening roar doesn't affect him, it affects the opponent. Like how I may have up a Nightmare Steelcage against a opponent and they want to declare an attack against me with a Silent Swordsman Lv5, not going to work because you need S.S. Lv7 which allows him to negate the effect of my cage but since that wasn't the case you cannot attack anyway.

 

Aside from that after we had this final explanation, my opponent placed "I Won" against me, even though he disconnected which was the reason why I stopped playing on GKO..

 

:)