Brandon Michael Geren Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 So 32 people show up and the judge says that we're cutting to top 16 and I laugh because it's f***ing terrible to let half the people top but whatever. Oh yeah I ran this build [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]3 Thunder King Rai-Oh[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]3 Reborn Tengu[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Green Gadget[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Red Gadget[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Yellow Gadget[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Tragoedia[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Effect Veiler[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Gorz the Emissary of Darkness[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Caius the Shadow Monarch[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Spirit Reaper[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]3 Pot of Duality[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Mystical Space Typhoon[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Smashing Ground[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Book of Moon[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Dark Hole[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Monster Reborn[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Pot of Avarice[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Enemy Controller[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Solemn Warning[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]2 Dimensional Prison[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Solemn Judgment[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Torrential Tribute[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Trap Dustshoot[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]1 Mirror Force[/size][/font][/color] [color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]14 card side because I only have 54 purple sleeves and they don't sell that brand at my Friday locals. Also I forgot what I sided, but I just thought I'd say that.[/size][/font][/color][color=#666666][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color] [b]r1:[/b] Chaos Anti-Meta thing [b]g1[/b]: I whip out my dick and start shuffling and this guy gets a phone call. Some b**** starts yelling at him and I can hear it so I'm like lol and he whispers and just f***ing lets me go first instead of doing a die roll or anything. He's like "oh I didn't realize that I was supposed to go out with you tonight so I just went to a Yugioh tournament" and I thought he was a retard because females have vaginas and Yugioh players just have fat sweaty balls but anyway he says he's going to leave after the round so I'm like "Yeah free win!" He outplays me but then I draw to 4 in hand, with a dead Green Gadget, Smashing Ground, BLS, and Reborn. He sees that I'm not scooping so he drops Maxx "C". He has no backrows and a BLS. Smash his BLS, Summon mine, Reborn his, Summon Gadget, swing for game. [b]g2:[/b] Gadgets gain advantage quickly and I outplay him so it's all good. He gets up and is soooooo f***ing pissed off because I haven't been to locals in months and I was always terrible when I went there so he thought he just lost to a randy scrub. I kind of am though. side note: This guy stayed the whole f***ing time. The lying b**** [b]r2:[/b] Inzektors [b]g1:[/b] he rapes my s*** because I only have 1 Veiler maindecked and I didn't draw it. [b]g2: [/b]he puts dragonfly on board and then his mom walks through the door and says that they got evicted and forces him to sell his Tour Guides and Hornets right there. so I won really quickly and walked around and talked to people. Apparently about half of the non-fat-f***-40-year-olds-that-live-with-their-moms at my locals actually go to my High School, and I didn't know a single one of them prior to this. They're all on a team and I played one of them for cards. He was really cool, but pretty bad and I took his cards. [b]r3:[/b] bad GK guy [b]g1:[/b] he wins die roll and I assume that he netted somebody and stuff. He sets 2 backrows and then tries to Summon Malefic Cyber End Dragon so I lol and let him take it back, acting all nicely. Throughout the whole time he misplays frequently and I beat him easily. [b]g2: [/b]so apparently he didn't net it because he uses Acid Trap Hole and Sakuretsu. So the judge passes out our packs and this guy pulls a White Dragon Ninja and I pull C39. I slip it into my extra and try to get him to turn the White Dragon Ninja over to me for less than its worth. But f***ing ebay man, any scrub will be rigid to the price that a card goes for. Yeah so I beat this guy and stuff. [b]r4:[/b] Rabbit [b]g1:[/b] Holy s***, people at my locals actually have TGUs and Rabbits (that don't have to sell them to pay for a new house)? When I saw dat TGU sarc for Rabbit I was in f***ing shock. I thought everybody was poor and bad. It's been awhile I guess. Yeah so I get wrecked. [b]g2:[/b] side in all 14 cards and still lose I play Vanity's Emptiness and he says "Do you have any more of those?" and I'm like "I don't want you to sack even harder you f***ing b****" even though I had 5 with me. [b]r5: [/b]Heroes [b]g1:[/b] so like idgaf about winning and f*** around the whole time because im guaranteed top 16. This guy seemed pretty cool. We were joking about things like playing Maxx C on Duality and stuff. It was a great time and his 3 maindecked Chalices and 3 main'd Skill Drains f*** my s***. Oh I lose at the end because he attacks and I flip up my set MST and I'm like oh f*** that's not D Prison. I set the wrong s***. [b]g2:[/b] I attack into his Honest that I knew he had late game and lose all but 200 LP because I'm bad. Then I don't recover. so I top and play this cool guy named Adam that's cool and stuff. [b]t16:[/b] TG Stun [b]g1 and g2: [/b]I completely forgot but I beat him like a whole f***ing lot because I have two Ultra Tengus and 1 Super. /obs [b]t8:[/b] Windups [b]g1:[/b] he loops me, but can only get 4 cards because TCG. So like after the first card I lay my hand down as if its backrows and he starts doing the cards from my right to my left in order so I pick them back up and shuffle them so that I can keep my Caius and he discards the other one so I tribute my Tengu for Caius and f*** his s*** the f*** up and win [b]g2 and g3: [/b]he wins because windups are good So now I have to search through the 2600 people at my High School and try to find some f***ing b**** named Jack because he's cool and I got Raging Earths from him when I played him for cards which was f***ing broken. Also, Reaper is so f***ing good. I didn't mention it at all but I summoned it t1 like every game and would f*** their hand up and then Gadget and advantage the f*** out of them. 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Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 This is too funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 [quote name='RobotBowtieOfDestruction' timestamp='1327817078' post='5786984'] side note: This guy stayed the whole f***ing time. The lying b**** [/quote] Did it ever cross your mind that maybe he did it on purpose because the girlfriend could be a total b**** to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the Rainicorn Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 WAIT! DID YOU BEAT ADAM!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Michael Geren Posted January 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 [quote name='Bob the Rainicorn' timestamp='1327818182' post='5787001'] WAIT! DID YOU BEAT ADAM!?!? [/quote] YEAH. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. oh also when i walked in the door i watched him playing a friendly the other guy goes bls attack into colossal fighter adam has skill drain out and warriors in grave he msts skill drain and rapes the bls like a pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the Rainicorn Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 OMG HE IS AMAZING BECAUSE HE TOP 2 AT NATS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Michael Geren Posted January 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 [quote name='=KINGSTAR=' timestamp='1327817840' post='5786995'] Did it ever cross your mind that maybe he did it on purpose because the girlfriend could be a total b**** to him? [/quote] I think it was his mom.[quote name='Bob the Rainicorn' timestamp='1327818537' post='5787008'] OMG HE IS AMAZING BECAUSE HE TOP 2 AT NATS [/quote] *32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the Rainicorn Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 oh. I should reach in between his legs and then slap his ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Michael Geren Posted January 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 [quote name='Bob the Rainicorn' timestamp='1327818973' post='5787014'] oh. I should reach in between his legs and then slap his ass [/quote] that was so hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the Rainicorn Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 The latent homosexuality is making me wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 You should really consider a career in commentating sports games ect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanAtlus Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Your locals are f*cking messed up in a good way. Only entertainment at mine is when douchebags steal cards and then get their asses kicked by guys a head taller than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 So you lost in top 8 like a scrub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the Rainicorn Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 you should have used noob lucksacking, its where you turn into a total noob and for that reason you luck sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 haha i read that as lube nutsacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesfopresident Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm still loling from round 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 why did that mom even think to buy him yugioh cards when they clearly do not have the funds to function Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 [b]1[/b]: I whip out my dick and start shuffling and this guy gets a phone call. Some b**** starts yelling at him and I can hear it so I'm like lol and he whispers and just f***ing lets me go first instead of doing a die roll or anything. He's like "oh I didn't realize that I was supposed to go out with you tonight so I just went to a Yugioh tournament" and I thought he was a retard because females have vaginas and Yugioh players just have fat sweaty balls but anyway he says he's going to leave after the round so I'm like "Yeah free win!" best lolocals report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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