~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 My cousin's my GREATEST Yugioh rival, but is foolish and has had his hands shat on by pigeons on more than one occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 and what did he do about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 He spreaded pigeon turds all over my rarest cards and gave them to a burglar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 I don't see why he gave them to a burglar, should have just let you keep them personally if a pigedon did that to me, I'd be grabbing the chainsaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 I think the pigeons that s*** in your hand should be given a second chance and spend time in a positive environment where they might receive aid in reconstructing their identities. He gave my rarest (albeit turd-encrusted) cards to the burglar precisely because he didn't want me keeping them. That way I had less resources with which to beat him in a Shadow Duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 oh it will I didn't say I was going to KILL it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just cut off its ass! Nip the problem in the ass! Thanks God for endowing me with this solution. Thanks. Thank you God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 along those lines a simple matter of neutering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 How does one go about neutering a pigeon ass with a chainsaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 with delicacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Perhaps given that things like dog penis and termites are delicacies in certain parts of the world, it'd follow that pigeon ass would be too. Surely they aren't that far apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 either way I'd still use the chainsaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Might a jackhammer or The Trident of Poseidon be more efficient!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 why that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 When you put it that way I concede that a chainsaw would probably be better in practice, however good jackhammers and Tridents of Poseidon might look on paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 explain please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Well, a jackhammer could just prevent the pigeon ass from functioning by means of a blunt force blow while keeping the ass intact and a Trident of Poseidon could work like a pin to a balloon, deflating that ass. However, there're risks to be accounted for in both these methods that are unique to them and that you could avoid by using a trusty chainsaw. More conventional instruments like scalpels are out of the question, not only because they're too mainstream, but because their small size compromises efficiency. That's what the neuter doctors don't want you to know. Tips like that cost them mucho moolah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 I guess that's true either way that's only for jerk pidgeons I'd do to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Of course! Even the jerk pigeons will be given a second chance and spend time in a positive environment where they might receive aid in reconstructing their identities after the correctional surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 for the better ones, those you're right in which I'd let go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindingTheEverlight Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just read the page... WTF? Ragnarok, I wouldn't leave you alone with any small animals.... I guess the same goes to Polaris.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Yeah... This is developing into a "we should totally kill all pigeons" topic. And I hate animal cruelty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 *reads page* D: Why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 *is cat* Gimme teh birdie snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 [quote name='Dragon Sage Ω' timestamp='1330719205' post='5852277'] Yeah... This is developing into a "we should totally kill all pigeons" topic. And I hate animal cruelty... [/quote] oh please, Sage. I'm sure even YOU have exceptions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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