Stories about people

[Just Crouton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni3vyW3Oyh8

[b]Warning: Part 2 gets a tad nasty around 2:25 (it's the funniest part of the interview.)[/b]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmh7kTBEJYg

Anyone have crazy stories about their friends?

[Archbaron Larry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

[Fusion X. Denver]

[spoiler=Yes]
My friend, I'll call him Brandon, is the craziest kid.
When he was in in middle school, he went through a string of robberies, putting him on the police's wanted list (dunno why he hasn't been caught yet either). Later on, he wanted to become an assassin and found a guy who gave him a gun and a target, but in the end, he couldn't do it.
He got into a lot of fights and muggings and stuff that just happened to him over the years.
[spoiler=And his first time (PG-16)]
was a threesome in 8th grade with 2 high school chicks that he randomly ran into[/spoiler]
Then he mellowed out in high school, but still has done crazy stuff.
He liked to jig while jaywalking to show off. One time, he got hit by a car and went flying a few feet. Since our group of friends and other people from school were there, he just started laughing and got back up to keep jigging even though he broke a leg.
And one time, he asked me to come pick him up from this guy's house who I despise, and when I get there, he goes and robs $13 from a store and makes me his getaway car ;___;
My other friend was hanging with him one time, and they met up with a 12 year-old girl (16 year-old body apparently) and a tranny named Pikachu.[/spoiler]

Brandon's crazy.

[Sploda]

@Fusion
I was gonna come in here with a crazy story.

But you beat me to it. I can't top that...yet.