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Holmes was a Pro-bama tactic to get people to vote for him. It all makes too much sense, and too much is a coincidence.

 

Big election year, close race, Romney seen as a very real contender and could possibly win. Obama needs to swing people to his side, so he hires holmes to shoot up the theater. Obama supports tight gun laws, so people will hope on over to the Obama Bandwagon. People are sheep and will believe anything that they read. Killer had a few guns and killed people? BAN GUNS SOLVE PROBLEMS. Holmes killed 12 people...Obama '12. His apartment was booby-trapped to explode so that evidence couldn't be obtained against him...yet it didnt explode. How would this make sense...unless the police KNEW not to set off the explosives. Obama was born in '61..on August 4th. 61-4= 57. Holmes injured 58 people.

 

Holmes shot in a Batman premier that starred CHRISTIAN bale and directed by CHRISTopher Nolan.

Who hates Christians? Obama.

Who is a secret muslim terrorist? Obama.

Who has the most to gain from this? Obama

 

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Which one is Holmes? I mean, both pictures are of "Holmes" but there are differences...just look at the nose, and eye color. Eyebrows are slightly different in size.

 

Don't be fooled YCM...READ BETWEEN THE LINES AND FREE YOUR MIND.

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Guys, I'm trying not to be angry at you...but at least think about it...How else does someone stockpile all those weapons and have a bulletproof vest? He wouldnt have all that money just lying around. Why did he just surrender to the police? It doesn't add up

He robbed a bank.

His plan went to ruin and instead of being an idiot and running for his life he just gave up.

That or he WANTED to go to jail. But that means...

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He robbed a bank.

His plan went to ruin and instead of being an idiot and running for his life he just gave up.

That or he WANTED to go to jail. But that means...

 

If he robbed a bank, then why didnt the police go to his apartment...where they knew it was? Why would he give up, knowing full well that he was going to face the DEATH PENALTY. Might as well take a few cops as well.

 

I'm just saying, I bet he is found not guilty, by mental defect...and then mysteriously dies in prison.

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OMG! <----You know I'm being cerial when I abbreviate sh*t.

 

Guys, this makes perfect sense. I mean just look. 57 is after 58 and that somehow relates because of the date Obama was born on or something! He just said it did so it must be true and I'll believe him because I don't want to be a mindless sheep!

Must...Kill...Lincoln...

 

Nah, man. The Kardashians is where it's at.

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OMG! <----You know I'm being cerial when I abbreviate sh*t.

 

Guys, this makes perfect sense. I mean just look. 57 is after 58 and that somehow relates because of the date Obama was born on or something! He just said it did so it must be true and I'll believe him because I don't want to be a mindless sheep!

 

 

Nah, man. The Kardashians is where it's at.

 

See, you don't even give it the proper consideration. You may think its a joke...but I've stumbled across something potentially huge. Just open your mind a little bit. Its funny you mention the Kardashians, they are obviosuly illuminati puppets.

 

This thread is PERFECT, so I'm giving it EIGHT OUT OF TEN, and OFFICIALLY ENDORSING IT ON BEHALF OF YCMAKER AND FALLING PIZZA.

 

Thanks :)

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This conspiracy theory needs more Little Jimmy.

 

My nose puffs out like that when I smile. Are you making fun of me? D=<

 

Also, wouldn't Bruce Wayne be a Republican?

 

I don't think so. Tony Stark is. Bruce's political affiliation seems to be a matter of debate. According to the DC wiki, he's an atheist, and how many Republicans are also atheist?

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Holmes spent several months planning for the shooting.

He rigged his apartment with substances that would mix together and then explode. The police noted that Holmes's downstairs neighbor was complaining about loud music and went to check on it, but noticed the door cracked open. She didn't go in, simply because the whole thing felt suspicious.

 

Holmes's plan was to have someone overly curious check on his apartment, whereupon opening the door would cause the chemicals he rigged up to mix together and cause a massive explosion, resulting in a huge force of police going down to investigate while he went through with the shooting in the theater.

 

TC's bad conspiracy theory is bad.

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"BAN GUNS SOLVE PROBLEMS"? Yes, it actually does, like these things. If we'd had tighter guns laws, no Columbine, no blazn azn and no Batmassacre. Besides, why would Holmes shoot up a film that is anti-Romney propaganda anyway? BAIN = BANE? COINCIDENCE?

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At first I saw the picture and assumed it would be an entertaining read. I was not entertained.

1. Obama is a Christian. He's not smart enough to me a Muslim Terrorist.

2. If he ordered the shooting he wouldn't have got caught.

3. For people reading this, yes I do realise this is a joke.

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This thread is stupid. Far-Right Pundit satirizing is just so old. It's like making fun of the same retarded kid over and over.

 

But by all means, thank you Mr. Rush Limbaugh.

Stop being such a dick-wipe. This thread is obviously a joke. Lighten up.

Well, I laughed.

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