A couple Malefics to make Parallel Gear work.

[newhat]

[spoiler="This is Malefic Parallel Gear."][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110227024109/yugioh/images/9/94/MaleficParallelGearYMP1-EN-ScR-LE.png[/img][/spoiler]

[spoiler="This is currently its only target."][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120622095626/yugioh/images/b/b3/MaleficParadoxDragon-YMP1-EN-ScR-LE.png[/img][/spoiler]




[size=5]Malefic Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon[/size]
[size=5]DARK/[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][size=4] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img] [/size][/size]
[size=5]Dragon/Effect[/size]
Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Must be Special Summoned [color=#008080]by banishing 1 "Galaxy-Eyes" monster from your Deck or Extra Deck[/color], and cannot be Special Summoned in other ways.[color=#A52A2A] During either player's Battle Step, when this card battles an opponent's monster: You can target the monster this card is battling; inflict damage to your opponent equal to half its ATK, then banish both it and this card until the end of the Battle Phase.[/color] There can only be 1 face-up "Malefic" monster on the field. If there is no face-up Field Spell Card, destroy this card.
0/0

No ATK, no DEF. What I DON'T want to do is add another giant Extra-banishing beatstick to the nine you can already use with Geartown, Necrovalley and Orichalcos. So other monsters you control can still attack.

[size=5]Malefic Dragon King of Atum[/size]
[size=5]DARK/[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][size=4][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][/size][/size]
[size=5]Dragon/Effect[/size]
Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Must be Special Summoned [color=#008080]by banishing 1 "Hieratic Dragon King of Atum" from your Extra Deck[/color], and cannot be Special Summoned in other ways.[color=#A52A2A] When a Spell Card is activated: The ATK and DEF of all other face-up monsters becomes 0, and until the End Phase, when a monster is Summoned, its ATK and DEF become 0.[/color] There can only be 1 face-up "Malefic" monster on the field. Other monsters you control cannot declare an attack. If there is no face-up Field Spell Card, destroy this card.
0/2100

Protects you from Game Mechanics. Also makes -1 Level 8 Synchros with Parallel Gear and sweet combos with Reptilianne Vaskii of all things.


[size=5][color=#0000CD]MALEFIC SYMMEDRA[/color][/size]
[size=5]DARK/[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918052838/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e3/CG_Star.svg/18px-CG_Star.svg.png[/img] [/size]
[size=5]Dragon/[color=#2F4F4F]Synchro[/color]/Effect[/size]
"Malefic Parallel Gear" + 1 non-Tuner "Malefic" monster
When this card is Synchro Summoned: [color=#A52A2A]You can target 1 monster in either player's Graveyard; until the End Phase, this card gains that monster's effects and inflicts no Battle Damage to players.[/color] There can only be 1 face-up "Malefic Symmedra". [color=#000080]During your End Phase, if you do not control a Field Spell Card, reveal 1 "Malefic" monster in your hand or return any number of monsters from the field, Graveyard and/or Banished Zone to the Extra Deck (minimum 1).[/color]
ART: Gray dragon body with too many feet and wings so that it has ninety-degree rotational symmetry, and a round void instead of a head.
ATK/4000 DEF/4000

The original salad spanked Stardust. I like to think this screws up Quasar. The last effect is a Maintenance Condition so Skill Drain won't negate it.

[Premier Alexander Romanov]

They look interesting, but they aren't Malefic'd versions of the originals.
If you want Malefic monsters with 0 ATK and DEF, they exist.
Gandora the Dragon of Destruction has 0 ATK and DEF for a LV8.

[newhat]

[quote name='TheFinalFan' timestamp='1350137705' post='6043528']
They look interesting, but they aren't Malefic'd versions of the originals.
If you want Malefic monsters with 0 ATK and DEF, they exist.
Gandora the Dragon of Destruction has 0 ATK and DEF for a LV8.
[/quote]

The problem is that there are already 2 free Extra-Deck banishing beatsticks and Gadjiltron. I don't want to add any more setup-free, dead-draw-free attackers. So I did change their stats. I guess they're not exactly "Malefic".

I was also considering giving MGEPD its original stats and making the banish Mandatory if the opponent controls a monster. It wouldn't dodge D-Prison or Mirror Force, and it wouldn't be able to kill monsters, but it would still expose the opponent. Making the effect Mandatory takes away its chainability...