One does not simply quit Cardmaking, it seems. [Single]

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

I should have quit cardmaking and Yugiohz, but just like drugs and smoking, it seems to come back again at some point and you can never truly quit it. Well, except with a lot of money and a lot of time in rehab. So yeah. I will not become as active at this place as I used to but I might drop a few of my [i]fabulous[/i] singles every now and then. Don't judge me. Try to quit something when that thing is everywhere in your house. It's downright impossible.

Alright, rant over, let me get to the card itself.

This idea was created when I was annihilated by a very cruel deck going by the name of Tenki Beast Warrior, which you might notice, is an anagram for Konami Is Greedy. So I decided to create a card which can stop beatdown decks right down, but without reducing player to player interaction. (See what I did there? The fact that I contradicted myself in the same sentence?)

[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2ni1cuv.jpg[/IMG]

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2 Level 4 Monsters
Negate the effects of all other cards that changes the ATK or DEF of a Monster. Once per turn: Detach 1 Xyz Material; Equip 1 level 4 or lower WATER Monster in your Hand or Graveyard to this card and this Card gains ATK equal to the ATK of that Card.
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You'll notice that effect had nothing to do with the backstory I made for this. But other than that, it's got all the things for a traditional, home-made, Toyo created card; An Xyz with a really weird name, badly cropped picture of a Touhou character, bad OCG and unbalanced effect. The card I think is useful against decks that manipulate ATKs, like Tenki, Vylon or something else, I don't know. It can also be used as a Zubaba General for WATERs, which is a nice touch.

I'm used to being hated now. *sniff* So let the hate cannon fire at maximum firepower.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

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[Sora1499]

It's a really big beater. That's about it. The only meta-level card you'll dodge with it is lance, which you only see now and again. It's nice in that it can climb annoying stuff that megalo can't get over, but at the end of the day, it really doesn't do very much. I don't hate it, but it's not really all that special.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

[quote name='Archlord Sora' timestamp='1358281570' post='6121824']
It's a really big beater. That's about it. The only meta-level card you'll dodge with it is lance, which you only see now and again. It's nice in that it can climb annoying stuff that megalo can't get over, but at the end of the day, it really doesn't do very much. I don't hate it, but it's not really all that special.
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It's not that special, but it'll have a spot in most WATER decks I think. It gets over pretty much anything there is.
Also, just Sora's opinion isn't enough. MOAR COMMENTS.

[Althemia]

Only viable match-up I could see this being used in would be Fire Fists. If only because you make all of their beaters into tiny babies because they don't gain a million ATK, but even then they have a million and one ways to remove this before it does too much damage anyway. I would buff the attack up a little bit to make it less likely to die in battle (2100 should be fine) and then it should be fine. I dunno, I don't really like this all that much though.