Just Crouton Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/andrew-mendoza-horse-sex-make-baby_n_2639598.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003&ir=Crime His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship. According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call. The document details the encounter in graphic detail before stating, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I [MACHISMO EDIT] the horse." I think this guy is onto- LOIS AND CLARK IS ON AND SUPERMAN CLONE JUST SAVED A PLANE! DEAN CAIN IS DASHING AS HECK NO HOMO! Uh, sorry. I think this guy is onto something. Discuss while I go impregnate a female grizzly bear and watch it give birth to a new, superior breed of killer that shoots purple lightning from it's eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
·Toot Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 That's just gross lol. How'd he do it? Horses are tall as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 A perfect example of people who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce..... ...even with animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 A perfect example of people who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce..... ...even with animals. It would have been best for all of us if the horse had sat on him. Killing him instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 What a whorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It is biologically impossible for two animals of certain different categories to be able to reproduce. The guy who did this is an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Mankind's stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Mankind's stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Yeah, pretty much this. People in general are pretty fcking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 *obligatory Mr. Hands reference* The man is drunk or stupid, although quite possibly both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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