Static Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 A joke. My sandwiches are to be made fresh when I want them. Discuss. Note: The above is satire. We will debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious eXcess Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 exactly, except i make my sandwiches, as girls and women are only useful for pleasure *_* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I forsee some bad things in the future of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfmvrocks Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 My babies are to be made when I want them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I forsee some bad things in the future of this thread. As did I when I posted this. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladAshram Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 yeah women only make good slaves for men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfmvrocks Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 yeah women only make good slaves for menWhoah' date=' that's a tad overboard, we never said they were our slaves, we plainly stated women's rights are a joke, =']. And we were kidding, at least I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 i am a firm believer that women are stronger than men for 1 reason: They can handle childbirth... i know i would never be able to do that, and i am not saying that any men can... just carrying a person inside you for that length of time then ripping it out, (so to speak) is a much greater accomplishment than any male can hope to achieve... ^mind you all that i said above it purely opinion.. im sure men can handle that ;) and it is with that reason that i believe womens rights should be more laxed than mens... ie they get it easier in some areas... not all but some... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 i am a firm believer that women are stronger than men for 1 reason: They can handle childbirth... Has a woman ever felt the pain of being kicked in the balls? I think not. I think you missed the joke of this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 i am a firm believer that women are stronger than men for 1 reason: They can handle childbirth... Has a woman ever felt the pain of being kicked in the balls? I think not. ROFLBESTARGUMENT EVER!How about this:Have you ever felt the pain of giving birth? XD Anyway, i'll play this game in a lil bit, kind of late, and i'm sleepy, but, shouldent this be in games? Or msn? lolEDIT: Got an idea, we should take a woman, and she has a kid at some point, we see how much that hurt, then get her to get a sex change, then kick her/him/it in the balls and ask how much that hurts LOLHeck, we can do that the other way around, have the guy have somthing like a fake baby, but it still hurts the same XDLets pull a peter griffen and make you fall off a tree and pull your lip to the back of your skull ROFLraise your hand to be a volenteer!*Lord Sheogorath rasies hand* XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 >.> ooh... well, ive been drop kicked in the balls a few times by a 300lbs filipino samoan... eventually you get used to it..... but i was oddly ok with it, after all... i was tempting him XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 >.> ooh... well' date=' ive been drop kicked in the balls a few times by a 300lbs filipino samoan... eventually you get used to it..... but i was oddly ok with it, after all... i was tempting him XD[/quote'] ROFL!WTF!?How did that come to happening, and it happens all the time!? ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfmvrocks Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 A girl I know actually told me "Getting hit in the boob hurts as much as the balls I think", Lolz, she kicked me in the nuts on accident and I slapped her boob. Seriousley, they obviousley don't know. I've been kicked in the nuts with a Steel-Toe Boot at maximum power before, well, maybe half-arsed Max Power but meh, I had to go to the Emergency Room to see if I was ok. I couldn't breathe for a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 enough of that eugh.Women have been looked down upon because in ancient Christian studies Eve was said to have taken the apple from the serpent and ate it first. Then she convinced Adam to eat one and now we are stuck with anger, embarassment, vainess and much more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusei Fudou Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 This should be locked. Adult jokes and should be in Games anyways. If you want to joke such jokes, invite up all your "friends" on MSN and start that. I do that sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 enough of that eugh.Women have been looked down upon because in ancient Christian studies Eve was said to have taken the apple from the serpent and ate it first. Then she convinced Adam to eat one and now we are stuck with anger' date=' embarassment, vainess and much more.[/quote'] isnt that called curiosity? that isnt a crime....if that was the punishment for being curious then dang, lock me up and throw away the key.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 enough of that eugh.Women have been looked down upon because in ancient Christian studies Eve was said to have taken the apple from the serpent and ate it first. Then she convinced Adam to eat one and now we are stuck with anger' date=' embarassment, vainess and much more.[/quote'] isnt that called curiosity? that isnt a crime....if that was the punishment for being curious then dang, lock me up and throw away the key.... It could have been. God told them to not eat an apple off of the tree but the serpent convinced her. Adam said no to the serpent but couldn't resist Eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 enough of that eugh.Women have been looked down upon because in ancient Christian studies Eve was said to have taken the apple from the serpent and ate it first. Then she convinced Adam to eat one and now we are stuck with anger' date=' embarassment, vainess and much more.[/quote'] isnt that called curiosity? that isnt a crime....if that was the punishment for being curious then dang, lock me up and throw away the key.... It could have been. God told them to not eat an apple off of the tree but the serpent convinced her. Adam said no to the serpent but couldn't resist Eve. doesnt sound bad... sounds like a good thing lol... *dont reply to this, just read... this is merely follow-up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 i am a firm believer that women are stronger than men for 1 reason: They can handle childbirth... Has a woman ever felt the pain of being kicked in the balls? I think not. I think you missed the joke of this topic. lol, so gonna sig this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 i am a firm believer that women are stronger than men for 1 reason: They can handle childbirth... Has a woman ever felt the pain of being kicked in the balls? I think not. I think you missed the joke of this topic. lol' date=' so gonna sig this.[/quote'] I have to also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 >.> talk about mean spirited XD... but i have no qualms against it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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