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(Originally made for the "Super Bicroid - Steals Union", but I decided to make more for lulz.

[spoiler= Super Bicroid - Steals Union (Super Vehicroid - Stealth Union)]

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Image taken from Tag Force 6.

This card is based off the one that Konami made.

This card is intended to be a parody of counterfeit cards and the Stealth Union.

 

[Trackroid] + [Stationspressroid] + [Trainroid] + [Stealsroid]

Once per one turn, Your main phase when on the field non Maching monster one select and equip card treat and this card equip to possible. This effect due for monster equipping, your rival's field on every monster can once each attack. When this card attacking, this card of base base attack will become half. This card attacks defense display monster time, if it's defensive is exceed by offensive, that amount by your rival's life combat damage give.

[spoiler= Even worse version]

Unless the phase field key [Trackroid] + [Stationspressroid] + [Trainroid], [Stealsroid] Monster card process turn one 1 cover card + more equipped with 1 after you have selected. The conflict of fields affected by the monster of all monsters attack. This card is a half of attack cards. This card battle Monster time attack defense rivals attack ability living defense, damage exceeds.

[spoiler= Even more worse version, thank UltimaDwarf.]

You Once equipped, rather than to enable this card of his or her come, you will use the main phase elected is being equipped with one of the monsters in the work of memory processing more but, you can be. This effect and the equipped monster, made ​​possible because of those monsters of it all, in opposition to each attack. Attack on the card will be the attack of the half of the base of the main card. The attack defense of monster time, to come to the defense, there are a number of positive card enters the destruction of the enemy battle of life.

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Just randomly thought of that.

I'm sad that I can't create a "Maching.Melting.Effect" monster.

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[Spoiler=Yuberu - Ejects. Stationstreme. Tigersellfire. Gonghhen (Yubel - The Ultimate Nightmare / Yubel - Das Extremer Traurig Drachen)]

This card is the parody of the Japanese version of "Yubel - The Ultimate Nightmare."

Yuberu - Ejects. Stationstreme. Tigersellfire. Gonghhen

Attribute - Sound

Type - Demon.Effect

Level - 12

This card is normal summon can not. [Yuberu - Ejects. Apvinegarricehhi. Litter] of effect only special summon possible. This card is battle destroyed not, this card's combat due for happens you to fight damage is 0 become. Field top in obverse offensive display with exists this card had adversary monstar with fight had done damage step end time, adversary monstar's offensive power divide's damage will adversary life to give, that monstar will destroy commit.

Offensive - 0

Defensive - 0

[spoiler= Even worse version]
This card cannot be normal summon the will. [Yuberu lift. Apvinegarricehhi. You can summon only recycling, special effects. 0... does not destroy the card battle damage caused by battles with this card. Face-up attack position damage step end time enemy monsters involved is destruction of the enemy on the battlefield.
[spoiler= Even more worse version]
Card, usually, you can not trust yourself. [Elevator Yuberu. Apvinegarricehhi. You can also create special effects. Again 0 Battle Damage destroyed files not included in the fight card. On the battlefield, finally, refers to damage to the face of the enemy position to destroy monsters attack the enemy.
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And yes, all the cards are supposed to have horrible grammar (Actually, I directly translated the words from Japanese) to reflect the "trends" of counterfeiting.

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Dip it into Google Translate a few more times, and we'll truly have a gem.

[spoiler= The result]Unless the phase field key [Trackroid] + [Stationspressroid] + [Trainroid], [Stealsroid] Monster card process turn one 1 cover card + more equipped with 1 after you have selected. The conflict of fields affected by the monster of all monsters attack. This card is a half of attack cards. This card battle Monster time attack defense rivals attack ability living defense, damage exceeds.[/spoiler]

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Not translated enough yet:

 

 

You Once equipped, rather than to enable this card of his or her come, you will use the main phase elected is being equipped with one of the monsters in the work of memory processing more but, you can be. This effect and the equipped monster, made ​​possible because of those monsters of it all, in opposition to each attack. Attack on the card will be the attack of the half of the base of the main card. The attack defense of monster time, to come to the defense, there are a number of positive card enters the destruction of the enemy battle of life.

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  • 3 weeks later...

I've got some for Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning 

[spoiler Original] Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must first be Special Summoned (from your hand) by banishing 1 LIGHT and 1 DARK monster from your Graveyard. Once per turn, you can activate 1 of these effects.

● Target 1 monster on the field; banish that target face-up. This card cannot attack the turn you activate this effect.
● During the Damage Step, if this attacking card destroys an opponent's monster by battle: It can make a second attack in a row.[/spoiler]

 

[spoiler Dip 1]You can not be normal summon / set. (From your hand) must be Special Summoned by the expulsion DARK monster and 1 light from your Graveyard first. Once per turn, you will be able to activate one of these effects. 

● 1 monster on the field of the target; banished the target face-up. The turn you activate this effect, this card can not attack. 
● In the case damage step at the time of this attack card destroys an opponent's monster by battle: it is able to perform the second attack of the line[/spoiler]
 
Dip 2:   You can not be Normal Summoned / Set. (From your hand) must be Special Summoned by one light and banished DARK monster from your Graveyard in first. You will be able once per turn, to activate any of these effects. 
● monster on the field of one target. Banish the target face-up. The turn you activate this effect, this card can not attack. 
It allows you to carry out an attack in the second row: destroys an opponent's monster by battle ● in damage step in the case of this card at the time of attack
 
What the ****? this thing won't let my spoiler in close the text and the "/spoiler" part is two lines down from the end of the effect.....
Edit: I've edited it at least 10 times all ready and nothing. you know what, forget the last spoiler. 
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