Dad Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 [S]: The battle flow is slow / tricky. There will be indications of pauses for pace, rhythm, and upkeep. Instrumental of choice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8eZAI-OflI Intro to ~13 seconds, then battle. Enjoy, and be sure to cast your vote. Leave your decisions for next pairings in the comments, and I will edit them into a secondary poll for voting. PLEASE NOTE VOTES MUST BE DIRECTED AT GCRP CHARACTERS (the one hosted by Merciful). EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GCRP Otto Skorzeny VERSUHS Sayerrrrrrrrrrr BEGIN Otto: Hmm, let’s see. What have we here? An eyeball wielding freak, who attempts to strike fear Into ze hearts of men, but you’re not scary, mother fucker And Next to Mein Führer, on ze mic, zere is no other I’m a monster, a fiend, but a gentleman still Hand over your man-card, Sayer, ‘cause you can’t foot ze bill Defeat me? In a battle? Vut will you do to me? Blink? Or dig into my head, so you can hear vut I think? Well listen to this, ya vanna be Shuma-Gorath I’ve got a loaded PPK, and it’s aimed straight at your ass “Oh look, I’m blindfolded, everything’s dark”, well that’s obvious This isn’t amateur hour! Step off my stage! You’re obnoxious. That’s right, come zis way, take ze exit down stairs Don’t pout Sayer-dear, though zis matchup wasn’t really fair Do you see ze exit? Good, cause’ this is your final hour Spitting dirt into your face, and you’re gonna need a shower Sayer: Is that a Nazi I “see”? Or is this some kind of sick joke? He picked up the mic, and all I heard was “ack! Ack! Choke! Choke!” You’re a frightening disgrace, to both Hitler and yourself Do me a favor and unload your deck, put it back on the shelf By the time these bystanders get a grip on reality You’ll be cold in your grave, just another sad fatality These eyes of mine, they see through all your bullshit Gonna tunnel my way under your skin, and make you my bitch That’s right Otto, get mad, I’m enjoying the display What happened to “monster and fiend”? Suddenly you’re full of dismay But I don’t blame you, *spits* you didn’t have a chance against me I may as well take your soul already, it’s a fine opportunity I don’t usually step in on petty grievances But you were pissing me off, not understanding these basic fucking distances Apart in our skill, on the mic, I’m better in every way So run back to the Counter Corps, it’s time the Divine had their day Otto: Disgusting! I can’t believe all zis garbage I’m hearing Now where the hell iz zat pendant? Gonna give old Sayer a REARING! While Uru does his thing, I’m going to wrap zis up Stepping to me, ze way you did? Ya done fucked up! You’re wasting people’s time comparing yourself to me! Zere’s a reason for ruthless murder, but not for zis homeboy Nazi! I spit on your grave, your lyrics are distasteful And you call yourself a Divine? Zat is fucking disgraceful! I’ve heard better rhymes coming from a lifeless corpse You feed zese people lies, a bullshit 3 meal course Look into my face when I’m talking, you pathetic little shit And give me back ze damn mic, I refuse to let you ruin it Sayer: *silence ensues, as Sayer has had enough. His body begins to change, things are about to get rough* Let me show you something Otto, the true definition of fear I’ve been dropping bombs on shits like you since before last year You’re approaching the boss level, the big red door But this BOSS doesn’t fight, and misuse his whores He treats them sweet and tender, till they’re useless again Leave the arena Otto, you’ve got until I count to ten. One. Your lifebar just hit fifty percent. Two. You’re out of items and cash, and to me you’re in debt. Three. The boss is mad, no more playing games. Four. Your vision is distorted, and you’re going insane. Five. You trip and fall and you’re about to die. Six. You’re forced to look me in my own, two eyes. Seven. Your heart stops, as you’re shocked with terror. Eight. You realize you’re falling. And you keep falling forever. Nine. There’s applause and the audience now knows. . . Ten. The shows over Otto. You can drag your sorry ass home. WHO WON!? WHO’S NEXT!? YOU DECIDE! EPIC. RAP. BATTLUH OF GCRPUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Well sh*t, I gotta decide between a Nazi and a character from a bad anime. Well, I gotta admit... Otto's accent sold his rhymes rather well, and there wasn't much substance coming from Sayer. So I vote Otto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Nazis win because nazis. do predaking and kratos next? <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdom Xathers Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 Well sh*t, I gotta decide between a Nazi and a character from a bad anime. Actually, that's an OC of mine. EDIT: Also, my vote goes to Otto, mainly on the basis that Sayer lost his composure at the end and went Orichalcos Serpentis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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