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[spoiler=Rampage Battleogre]

 

If this card is Normal Summoned: You can add 1 Equip Spell from your Deck to your hand; You cannot declare an attack for the rest of the turn, except with "Battleogre" monsters. This effect of "Rampage Battleogre Gorg" can only be activated once per turn. While this card is equipped with an Equip Spell, all face-up "Battleogre" monsters you control gain 300 ATK. Once per turn, you can equip this card with an Equip Spell from your hand. If this card is removed from the field by a card effect, while equipped with an Equip Spell Card: Draw 1 card.

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[spoiler=Dark Battleogre]

Once per turn, during the turn in which this card was equipped with an Equip Spell, you can Normal Summon 1 "Battleogre" monster, except "Dark Battleogre Vorg", from your hand as an additional Normal Summon. While this card is equipped with an Equip Spell, all face-up "Battleogre" monsters you control gain 300 ATK. Once per turn, you can equip this card with an Equip Spell from your hand. If this card is removed from the field by a card effect, while equipped with an Equip Spell Card: Draw 1 card.

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[spoiler=Armored Battleogre]

2 Level 2 "Battleogre" monsters
Cannot be Special summoned, except by Xyz Summon. If this card is Xyz Summoned, you can add from your Deck or Graveyard to your hand 1 Equip Spell. Once per turn, you can equip 1 Equip Spell from your hand to this card. Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Equip 1 Equip Spell from your Graveyard to a face-up "Battleogre" monster you control. If this sent to the Graveyard by your Opponent's card effect, you can add from your Graveyard to your hand 1 "Battleogre" monster and 1 Equip Spell.

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[spoiler=Battleogre's Flamesaw]

Send FIRE monter or 1 other Equip Spell card from your hand to the Graveyard; equip this card to a FIRE monster you control. It gains 1000 ATK. When this card is equipped from your hand to a monster, you can add from your deck to your hand 1 "Battleogre" monster. If a monster equipped with this card destroys an Opponent's monster by battle, Inflict 800 damage to your Opponent. During either player's turn, you can send the monster equipped with this card to the Graveyard. You can only control 1 "Battleogre's Flamesaw".

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So lets see what happens when you take the idiotic Vylon Sigma OTK, and make it faster/less gimmicky/a f***ton stupider.
'Course, it doesn't help that I also took inspiration from Battlin' Boxers; Go figure.