Stupid Idea #2: Insects

[Toffee.]

Hands, eat your heart out.

Webshooter Fang
DARK / Level 3
[Insect/Effect]
This card can only attack Defense Position monsters. If this card destroys an Opponent's Defense Position monster by battle, Draw 1 card. If this card is destroyed by your Opponent's card(either by battle or card effect), you can Special Summon 1 "Webshooter" monster from your Deck. Once per turn, you can Discard 1 card and Target 1 Level 3 "Webshooter" monster in your Graveyard: Special Summon it, and if you do, this card is treated as a Tuner until the End Phase. A non-Insect-Type Synchro or Xyz monster that was Summoned using this card as a material, is switched to Defense Position(if possible), and it looses 500 ATK.
ATK 2000 / DEF 100

Webshooter Walker
DARK / Level 3
[Insect/Effect]
During either player's turn, you can Tribute this card: Switch all face-up Attack-Position non-Insect-Type monsters on the field to Defense Position, and there positions cannot be changed until the End Phase. If this card is destroyed by your Opponent's card(either by battle or card effect), you can Special Summon 1 "Webshooter" monster from your Deck. Once per turn, you can Discard 1 card and Target 1 Level 3 "Webshooter" monster in your Graveyard: Special Summon it, and if you do, this card is treated as a Tuner until the End Phase. A non-Insect-Type Synchro or Xyz monster that was Summoned using this card as a material, is switched to Defense Position(if possible), and it looses 500 DEF.
ATK 100 / DEF 2000

Webshooter Daddy
DARK / Level 6
[Insect/Synchro/Effect]
1 Insect-Tuner + 1 non-Tuner Insect-Type monster.
You can only control 1 "Webshooter Daddy". If this card is Synchro Summoned, you can return all "Webshooter" monsters in your Graveyard to your Deck. Defense Position monsters your Opponent controls loose 800 DEF. This card inflicts piercing damage. If an Insect-Type monster you control inflicts battle damage to your Opponent, you can Discard 1 card: Add from your Deck to your hand 1 "Webshooter" card. If this card is destroyed by a card effect, you can Target 1 "Webshooter Widow" in your Graveyard: Special Summon it, and if you do, attach this card to it as an Xyz Material.
ATK 2500 / DEF 1500

Webshooter Widow
DARK / Rank 3
[Insect/Xyz/Effect]
2 Level 3 Insect-Type monsters.
You can only control 1 "Webshooter Widow". If this card is Xyz Summoned, you can return all "Webshooter" Spell/Trap cards in your Graveyard to your Deck. Monsters your Opponent controls cannot change there Battle Positions. While you control another face-up Insect-Type monster, this card cannot be targeted by your Opponent's card effects. Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can detach 1 Xyz Materials from this card: Change all Attack Position monsters your Opponent controls to Defense Position. If this card is destroyed by a card effect, you can Target 1 "Webshooter Daddy" in your Graveyard: Special Summon it, and it gains 300 ATK until your End Phase.
ATK 1500 / DEF 2500

Webshooter Nest
Spell
Activate by Targeting 1 face-up Attack Position monster on the field, while you control a face-up Insect-Type monster: Switch the battle position of the Target, it looses 500 DEF, and it's effect(s) are negated. These changes last until the End Phase. During the End Phase of a turn in which this card was Discarded to activate the effect of a "Webshooter" monster, you can return this card to the top of your Deck.

Webshooter Trapdoor
Trap
Activate if the Opponent Special Summons a monster: Special Summon 1 Level 3 "Webshooter" monster from your hand or Deck. The monster Summoned by this effect is returned to your hand during the End Phase. You can only activate 1 "Webshooter Trapdoor" per turn.