Tormented Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 COME AT ME BRO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Saltier than an ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 literally have to carry this cunt every time we play cs go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormented Posted November 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 madsen i top fragged that game so shush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 the german cunt did fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 SWAG... Ya know you are saying that you are secretly... wonkier than all of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 SWAG... Ya know you are saying that you are secretly... wonkier than all of us? ....Wonkier? (You do know this is a joke right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 What joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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