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RAEG's evil twin rampages through red light district, murders several prostitutes


Just Crouton

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hapyp, RAEG's evil twin brother, was spotted in a red light district last night slashing up prostitutes, leaving 37 dead, and 2 in critical condition.

 

GODSLAYER MACHISMO, the bold and steely-jawed beefcake pursuing the maniac, took a break from killing gods to investigate.

 

"The man's a demon" MACHISMO continued, brandishing the fallen Neptune's trident. "And, I'm the demon slayer."

 

GODSLAYER MACHISMO vows to destroy hapyp, and "avenge the hardworking hoes of AMERICA!"

 

 

 

 

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