take this meta

[Forest Fire]

These are some random cards I've made, some of which I've posted before, some I haven't. Any way, all of them, except maybe Rift Kazumí, would severely affect the meta, if they were real, which they're not. Cnc appreciated.  

 

Lore: You must Tribute Summon this card by Tributing a Pyro-Type monster you control. If this card is destroyed by battle or by an Effect Monster's effect: You may banish this card from your Graveyard and target the monster that destroyed this card; banish that target and your opponent takes damage equal to half of the ATK of the target monster. If this card is banished, except by it's own effect: You may banish a monster card from your Graveyard and target a card on your opponent's side of the field; banish that target and (if the target was a monster) your opponent takes damage equal to half of the ATK of the target monster. On a Standby Phase after this card was banished, either by it's own effect or another card's effect, you can banish the top card of your deck; if you do: Special Summon it to your side of the field.

 

Lore: If this card is destroyed (either by being selected as an attack target by your opponent or by being destroyed by the effect of a card your opponent controls); While this card is in your Graveyard, any effects that activate in the Graveyard or effects activate when a card is banished (besides this card's effects) are negated. If this card would be sent from the Grave to the Deck, Hand, or be banished; Banish all other "Anubian Sphynx" in your Grave as well. 

 

Lore: Monsters that are Special Summoned are banished when they leave the field. When a monster(s) is banished by this banished by this effect, Special Summon a 1 "Stone Statue Token" (Rock-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 100/DEF 2000) for each. "Stone Statue Token's" have this effect.

* Cannot be used as a Fusion, Synchro, or Xyz Material for a Summon. While this card is face-up on the field, it cannot be Tributed.

If this card would be destroyed while there is at least one "Stone Statue Token", you may destroy the "Stone Statue Token", instead. 

 

And to show it's not a part of the Gorgonic Archetype, I went and made the Japanese version. 

 

Lore: 彼らがフィールドを離れるとき特殊召喚されたモンスターは、追放されている。モンスター（S）がこの効果で追放これにより追放された場合、1体を特殊召喚」石像トークン」（岩石族/地球は/レベル1/ ATK100/ DEF2000）それぞれに。「石像トークンは「この効果を持っている。

*召喚フュージョン、シンクロ、またはエクシーズ素材として使用することはできません。このカードがフィールド上に表側表示で存在する限り、それはTributedすることはできません。

少なくとも1つの「石像トークン」がある間このカードが破壊される場合、代わりに、「石像トークン」を破壊することがあります。

 

(yay google translate) 

  

Lore: You may Special Summon this card if your opponent activates 2 or more Effect Monster effects (during either turn), target the cards whose effects activated; Negate those targets effects and banish them. This card is also always treated as Wyrm-Type. Once per turn, during either players turn, you may discard a card and if you do, you may banish a card from either players Graveyard. A card banished by this card's effect cannot be targeted or affected by card effects while this card is face-up on the field. 

 

Lore: When you would take damage during the Battle Phase, except by the effect of a Spell/Trap Card; Special Summon this card as an Effect Monster (Insect-Type/LIGHT/Level 6/ATK 2000/DEF 1500) from your hand; You take half of the damage you would normally take during the Battle Phase, except by the effects of Spell/Trap cards. (This card is not still treated as a Trap Card.) This card's Level cannot be changed. If this card is targeted for an attack, you may end the Battle Phase, skipping Damage Calculation and then banish this card.

 

Lore: You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by discarding 1 other Gemini Monster. While this Special Summoned card is on the field or while this card is in the Graveyard, it is treated as a Normal Monster. While this card is face-up on the field; except during the turn it was Special Summoned, you can Normal Summon it to have it be treated as an Effect Monster with this effect.

* Once per turn: You can place a Burn Counter on a face-up card. When a Spell/Trap Card(s) is sent to the Graveyard, while it had a Burn Counter on it: The turn player discards 1 random card from their hand. If Monster Card was discarded by this effect: Inflict damage to that player equal to half the discarded monster's ATK.

 

Lore: You can Tribute Summon this card in face-up Attack Position by Tributing 1 face-up level 4 or higher Winged Beast-Type monster you control. This card cannot be destroyed by card effects. During each of your Standby Phase: Place 1 Burn Counter on this card. This card gains 200 ATK for each Burn counter on it. When the 5th Burn Counter is placed on this card: Banish this card and all other monsters with an ATK that is less than this card's ATK on the Field. You can then Special Summon 1 monster from your hand or Graveyard, except "Icarus of the Burning Sun", whose Level equals the number of monsters banished by this effect, ignoring it's summoning conditions.

[evil cucumber]

  Some cards have more effects than they need to have. For example, Icarus has 6 effects. The idea of not giving a card too much effects is part of creating a realistic card.

  For Phoenix Fire Mage the " If this card is destroyed by battle or by a card effect" That "card effect" could be reworded to "monster effect" since this effect doesnt trigger if its destroyed by a S/T card. This card gives me the feeling that you exaggerated in something here. Well..it has 3 Really good effects, a not so hard summoning condition and its only Level 6. Maybe you should tone down some effect. the way its now you can just Gold Sarcophagus this, banish a monster and inflict dmg, then Special Summon this during the next turn, and if your opponent cant do something to get rid of her without destroying or banishing this, its effects wil be triggered again and again.

  For Purifier of the "Sactuary", i pretty much like this card design. But the first eff is very confusing. You must summon it on a chain where 2 monsters effects are being activated, or can it be summoned any time in a turn affter the effects where used? Although the eff seems broken ( bcuz all meta decks now have a way of using 2 or more monster effects in a turn) , and it is lol, i kinda feel ok with this, I would love to see this raping those annoying Shaddoll things.

[Forest Fire]

For Phoenix Fire Mage the "If this card is destroyed by battle or by a card effect" 
That "card effect" could be reworded to "monster effect" since this effect doesnt trigger if its destroyed by a S/T card. This card gives me the feeling that you exaggerated in something here. Well..it has 3 Really good effects, a not so hard summoning condition and its only Level 6. Maybe you should tone down some effect. the way its now you can just Gold Sarcophagus this, banish a monster and inflict dmg, then Special Summon this during the next turn, and if your opponent cant do something to get rid of her without destroying or banishing this, its effects wil be triggered again and again.

Um it will only activate again if your opponent banishes it because "If this card is banished, except by it's own effect:". If it banishes itself, that's it. And her damage effect only activates off her being destroyed by battle/ monster effect, as you said, so using Gold Sarcophagus will not trigger it's effect. Ever. Also, it has to be banished from the grave after being destroyed by battle/ monster effect, which Sarc doesn't do.

 

  For Purifier of the "Sactuary", i pretty much like this card design. But the first eff is very confusing. You must summon it on a chain where 2 monsters effects are being activated, or can it be summoned any time in a turn affter the effects where used? Although the eff seems broken ( bcuz all meta decks now have a way of using 2 or more monster effects in a turn) , and it is lol, i kinda feel ok with this, I would love to see this raping those annoying Shaddoll things.

It has to be chained. Yeah. These cards were posted because most of them put up the middle finger to meta. 

[Forest Fire]

edit on Phoenix Mage