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Possibly funniest joke ever?


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1)****BREAKING NEWS****

 

The Irish SAS have just stormed the Dublin branch of BHS........

 

They heard that Bed Linen was on the second floor.

 

2)

The little girl had just listened to her mother's

reading one of her favorite fairy tales.

 

"Mommy," asked the child, "do all the fairy tales

begin with 'Once Upon a Time'...?"

 

"No, sweetheart," replied the mother, "sometimes

they start with 'Darling, I have to work a little

late at the office tonight'."

 

3)I'm really looking forward to going out clubbing this weekend.

 

If I'm lucky I might get about 50 Seals

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Guest JoshIcy

doesnt anyone get the odd irony of this "joke", (as it were)?

 

i dont even see it as a joke, nor a even humor.... view it as this:

2 kids just fighting over who can carry the biggest bucket of same and going MK on each other..... meh, maybe its too much south park for me :/

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