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Those Awkward Moments


Fusion X. Denver

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Following convo took place a minute ago:

Sister: Hey Fusion, which toothbrush have you been using?

(mom got us both new brushes before we left on vacation, came back a bit ago)

Me: Uh, the orange one?

Sister: Yeah, that's mine.

Me: That's awk.

Sister: It's yours now.

 

We all have them; share your worst or say how you handle them.

That one I had wasn't a big deal, but I'll always beat myself up for a while after if I do something a bit too socially awkward.

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I was really out of it one day, and I swapped the meaning of Protagonist and Antagonist.

No one corrected it. Came back, days (maybe even weeks) later, someone had commented on a status saying I didn't even know the difference between the two and then I thought…"Wait, how could…oh no…fuck."

And proceeded to correct it in silence. ='D

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> awkward 5th grade agroo
> very antisocial agroo
> sitting on front of bus agroo
> 8th grade girl approaches agroo
> starts talking to agroo
> agroo gets nervous
> girl keeps asking questions
> agroo keeps silent and rigid
> girl keeps poking questions
> agroo slaps girl in fear
> everyone laughs at girl and agroo
> agroo is embarassed all the way home
 
I dont understand awkward 5th grade agroo's thought processes.

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One time in the 7th grade OMEGAcat finished their math test early and really needed to pee

OMEGAcat's math teacher, Mr. Emerson, was a bit of a dick and told them they could wait until class was over

What Mr. Emerson failed to understand is when OMEGAcat says they need to pee it's because they REALLY need to pee

So much, in fact, that the next 30 seconds involved a growing puddle of wetness under OMEGAcat's feet and Mr. Emerson panicking a little because he didn't know what to do

It should be noted at this point this was in front of the class because that is where Mr. Emerson's desk was.

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