Divinity Chicken

[Toffee.]

You can Tribute 1 monster you control, except "Divinity Chicken": Special Summon this card(from your hand). If this card is Special Summoned, you can pay 2000 Life Points: The ATK of this card becomes 2500. Once per turn, you can pay 500 Life Points and Target 1 face-up card on the field: Destroy it. This card cannot attack directly during the turn you activated this effect. This effect of "Divinity Chicken" can only be activated once per turn. During the End Phase of the turn in which this card was Special Summoned: Return it to your hand.

I saw this pic, and felt the need to make it into a card:

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'Course... Golden Chicken + Ygo = Winged Dragon of Ra, being the default go-to for that sort of pair, is how this wound up being a smaller/parody/etc of Ra itself.

So lets see-

Ra needs 3 tributes.

This one needs 1 for it's main effect to take place, and goes back to the hand if it's summoned that way.

 

Ra is basically a guarnteed Summon.

This one is vulnerable to everything(Not that it matters).

 

Ra eats all of your current LP to make that it's ATK; Can be used whenever.

This one pays 2000 to basically boost by 2000; Set costs means it depends more on the time you use it.

 

Ra pays 1K to hit any 1 monster; Can be used any number of times.

This one pays 500 to hit face-up cards; Has a hard once-per-turn clause and even has a drawback.

 

Ra has Sphere Mode going for it.

This one... Has One for One/other Level 1 support.

 

So... Ideally it's a portable Ra, of sorts, but still has it's own differences to exist as a standalone card. Or whatever.