All my jokey/plot-devicey cards.

[Azure Wolf]

Hope Drgon

Level 2 LIGHT

Dragon/Tuner

If you control a level 10 or higher monster you can Special Summon this card from your hand. This card gains 100 ATK and DEF for each Trap card in your graveyard

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Ascension Hope Dragon

Level 12 LIGHT

Dragon/Synchro/Effect

1 Dragon-type tuner + 1 'Ascension Sky Dragon'

This card gains 1000 ATK for each DARK or Fiend-type Monster in your opponents Graveyard. If this card is destroyed and sent to the graveyard; if you have less than 5 cards in your hand draw until you have 5 cards in your hand then Special Summon 1 'Ascension Sky Dragon' from your graveyard.

0/3000

 

This card can be Special Summoned by declaring a number between 1 and 9000000. When this card is Special Summoned this way, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you for the rest of the match. If this card is sent to the graveyard increase you Life Points by 9000000. If this card is destroyed by a card effect you win the duel.

 

Cyber Gem HERO - Barbaroid LV X Level 12

Spell/MechaRockWarrior/Fusion/Effefct

1 "Cyber" monster + 1 "Cystral Beast" monster + 1 "HERO" monster + 1 "roid" monster + 1 "LV" monster

This cards Summon cannot be negated. When this card is Summoned, cards and effects you opponent controls cannot be activated. If this card is Summoned, look your opponent in the eye, stare deep into their soul until they feel uncomfortable then hit them with a frozen mackerel asking why you let this stupid card get summoned. Then if your opponent either says ow, screams in pain, asks for an apology, questions you hitting them or why you are carrying a frozen mackerel, you can hit them again. If they ask why, hit them again. Repeat this process until they pass out, then claim victory by default.

 

ATK 1000079 DEF 108938973

 

Phoenix Lord - Chaos

Rank 10 DARK

Winged-Beast/Xyz/Effect

2 Level 10 monsters

Once per turn detach 1 Xyz material from this card then target 1 monster your opponent controls and inflict damage to your opponent equal to its DEF. Once per duel you can discard 1 card to attach 1 monster from your hand to this card as Xyz material. If this card is targeted for an attack you can target 1 other monster you control and make it the attack target.

0/3000

 

Phoenix Lord - Order

Rank 10 LIGHT

Winged-Beast/Xyz/Effect

2 Level 10 monsters

Once per turn detach 1 Xyz material from this card then target 1 monster your opponent controls and inflict damage to your opponent equal to its DEF. Once per duel you can discard 1 card to attach 1 monster from your hand to this card as Xyz material. If this card is targeted for an attack you can target 1 other monster you control and make it the attack target.

0/3000

 

Might actually post the Pheonix archetype later as it was planned to be over powered for the main villain in a fanfic.