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"Kookie Monster" linked to YCM's recent cookie shortage


Just Crouton

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Recently, YCM members have reported their cookies stolen by a purple hairy figure who ransacked their homes.

 

"It was bizarre" according to YCM moderator Evilfusion, whose favorite Photon Oreos were stolen by the purple menace.

 

"It...stole my tea biscuits" a shocked British Soul told us. "Biscuits...aren't cookies..."

 

Members called the YCMPD, but no one showed up, leading some to believe YCM has officially become a black neighborhood.

 

Resident sociopath BATMAN took to the streets, catching the punk in the middle of stealing Armz' Rolling Macarons.

 

However, the creature escaped due to BATMAN's Tumbler getting stuck in Armz' house after he drove into it.

 

BATMAN was able to provide us with an image of the criminal.

 

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Based on this photo, BATMAN believes the sudden appearance of this creature is linked to the recent absence of YCM moderator Kook K. Kokonoe, who conveniently disappeared around the same time this creature appeared.

 

BATMAN suspects this "Kookie Monster" might form an alliance with the supervillain Condiment Man to rob all the kitchens in YCM, though everyone agrees he's out of his mind at this point.

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