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THE CAKE IS A LIE.


Draco Straybyrn

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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.

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I don't blame the cake. I blame lolcats.

 

No' date=' you blame the cake.

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O hai. Sowlomen can has minions, cuz Ceiling Cat lets him has cheezberger.

 

2 2 billion minions. Sowlomen can has dem. Srsly.

 

3 Sowlomen tooks minions to Gibeon wer Hole in Ceiling is (Mosus maed Hole in Ceiling 4 Ceiling cat in backyard).

 

 

See what you've done? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?!

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I don't blame the cake. I blame lolcats.

 

No' date=' you blame the cake.

[/quote']

O hai. Sowlomen can has minions, cuz Ceiling Cat lets him has cheezberger.

 

2 2 billion minions. Sowlomen can has dem. Srsly.

 

3 Sowlomen tooks minions to Gibeon wer Hole in Ceiling is (Mosus maed Hole in Ceiling 4 Ceiling cat in backyard).

 

 

See what you've done? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?!

 

Lolcats happened when a New*** killed Caturday. =/

 

Blame the new***s!

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I don't blame the cake. I blame lolcats.

 

No' date=' you blame the cake.

[/quote']

O hai. Sowlomen can has minions, cuz Ceiling Cat lets him has cheezberger.

 

2 2 billion minions. Sowlomen can has dem. Srsly.

 

3 Sowlomen tooks minions to Gibeon wer Hole in Ceiling is (Mosus maed Hole in Ceiling 4 Ceiling cat in backyard).

 

 

See what you've done? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?!

 

Lolcats happened when a New*** killed Caturday. =/

 

Blame the new***s!

No, this is beyond them now. It's in the hands of the interweb. We shall kill.. Al Gore.

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I don't blame the cake. I blame lolcats.

 

No' date=' you blame the cake.

[/quote']

O hai. Sowlomen can has minions, cuz Ceiling Cat lets him has cheezberger.

 

2 2 billion minions. Sowlomen can has dem. Srsly.

 

3 Sowlomen tooks minions to Gibeon wer Hole in Ceiling is (Mosus maed Hole in Ceiling 4 Ceiling cat in backyard).

 

 

See what you've done? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?!

 

Lolcats happened when a New*** killed Caturday. =/

 

Blame the new***s!

No, this is beyond them now. It's in the hands of the interweb. We shall kill.. Al Gore.

 

No. Kill the Scientologists.

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I don't blame the cake. I blame lolcats.

 

No' date=' you blame the cake.

[/quote']

O hai. Sowlomen can has minions, cuz Ceiling Cat lets him has cheezberger.

 

2 2 billion minions. Sowlomen can has dem. Srsly.

 

3 Sowlomen tooks minions to Gibeon wer Hole in Ceiling is (Mosus maed Hole in Ceiling 4 Ceiling cat in backyard).

 

 

See what you've done? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?!

 

Lolcats happened when a New*** killed Caturday. =/

 

Blame the new***s!

No, this is beyond them now. It's in the hands of the interweb. We shall kill.. Al Gore.

 

No. Kill the Scientologists.

 

Great. Tom Crusie is mine.

 

So hit him in the front and have the bullet come out the back or reversed?

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