[Written] Snack-sters

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Tongue-ster

WIND / Level 4

Fairy / Effect

Onnce per turn, you can Discard 1 card: equip 1 face-up card on your opponent's side of the field to this card. This card gains 500 ATK while it's equipped with a card(s). If this card leaves the field by your opponent's card(either by battle or card effect), return any card(s) that are owned by your opponent that were equipped to this card to your opponent's hand. Once per turn, during your Main Phase 1, except the turn that this card equipped a card by it's own effect, you can Banish 1 card that is equipped to this card that is owned by your opponent: Banish 1 card on the field. During the turn this card was sent from the field to the Graveyard, you can Banish this card from the Graveyard: Add 1 "-ster" monster from your Deck to your hand, except "Tongue-ster".

ATK 1000 / DEF 0

 

Slob-ster

WIND / Level 4

Fairy / Effect

If this card is Normal Summoned, you can activate this effect: During this turn, if this card attacks an opponent's face-up monster, equip that monster to this card at the start of the damage step. This card gains 500 ATK while it's equipped with a card(s). If this card leaves the field by your opponent's card(either by battle or card effect), return any card(s) that are owned by your opponent that were equipped to this card to your opponent's hand. Once per turn, during your Main Phase 1, except the turn that this card equipped a card by it's own effect, you can Banish 1 card that is equipped to this card that is owned by your opponent: Banish 1 card on the field. During the turn this card was sent from the field to the Graveyard, you can Banish this card from the Graveyard: Add 1 "-ster" monster from your Deck to your hand, except "Slob-ster".

ATK 1000 / DEF 0

 

Lick-ster

WIND / Level 4

Fairy / Effect

You can Banish 1 card that is owned by your opponent that is equipped to a "-ster" monster or "Fullgut Snackmonster" that you control: Special Summon this card(from your hand). You can only Special Summon "Lick-ster" this way once per turn. If this card is Summoned in this way, you can either add from your Deck or Graveyard to your hand 1 "Chow Time!" OR you can equip 1 monster from your opponent's Graveyard to a face-up "-ster" monster or a "Fullgut Snackmonster" you control, and if you do, that monster gains 1000 ATK. This card gains 500 ATK while it's equipped with a card(s). During the turn this card was sent from the field to the Graveyard, you can Banish this card from the Graveyard: Add 1 "-ster" monster from your Deck to your hand, except "Lick-ster".

ATK 1000 / DEF 0

 

Fullgut Snackmonster

DARK / Level 8

Fiend / Fusion / Effect

Must first be Special Summoned by the effect of "Chow Time!". Once per turn, you can Discard 1 card: Equip another face-up card from the field to this card. If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, equip that monster to this card at the end of the damage step. This card gains 500 ATK for each card equipped to it. If this card leaves the field, both players take 500 damage for each card that was equipped to this card. Once per turn, during your opponent's End Phase, you can Banish 1 card equipped to this card: Draw 1 card.

ATK 2000 / DEF 0

 

Chow Time!

Spell

Send 1 "-ster" monster you control to the Graveyard, and Banish any cards that are equipped to it that were owned by your opponent: Special Summon 1 "Fullgut Snackmonster" from your Extra Deck. You can Banish 1 "-ster" monster and 1 "Fullgut Snackmonster" from your Graveyard: Add this card from the Graveyard to your hand. You can only use this effect of "Chow Time!" once per turn.

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Basically these eat your opponent's cards, and either vomit them up on your opponent's side of the field OR digest them to become even stronger. Or whatever. This idea is already really silly to begin with.